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What the hell is a "snaggletoothed humgruffin" anyway? Is that some sort of hillbilly slang that I don't get?

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I THINK I might need to look up the official definition of humgruffin before I agree to anything.

That's very cautious of you. Besides, what if she starts calling everyone that? It loses it's special-ness.

Edited (shameless) 2019-11-20 15:32 (UTC)

Oh yikes, it means a terrible or repulsive person. She REALLY brought out the big guns for you!

Edited (oblivious) 2019-11-20 15:49 (UTC)

Hot damn. Now I gotta kiss up to a statue to get back into her good graces. That sounds like hard work.

Edited (Its not a pun if she doesnt admit it) 2019-11-20 15:53 (UTC)

Yeah, I mean HOW would you even go about that??

I guess I could offer to clean her off? Maybe she wants to be painted like they are doing to all those Greek statues now. They say that they're weren't always white and boring.

Good plan! Everyone likes looking their shiny best. Have you seen pictures of painted Greek statues?? They look so garish, it's crazy.

Yea, they are seriously better unpainted, in my very not humble opinion. But hell, maybe that's what she wants?

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