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What the hell is a "snaggletoothed humgruffin" anyway? Is that some sort of hillbilly slang that I don't get?

She was inanimate before she started yelling insults, so I'm HOPING not!! But leviosa works too.

I'm not sure I wanna chance how far the spell goes. Those look like some sturdy arms.

Getting knocked out by a statue is NOT on my bucket list.

Mine either. Not even for the 'gram. Leviosa it is.

And now we have also blown all chance for an alibi.

Alibis are for people who intend to break rules! Giving our illustrious founder some temporary headwear in the name of science is harmless.

I like the way you think. And anyway, we are seeking to learn here. It's practically schoolwork.

Exactly. This is how brilliant discoveries are made!