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for future reference when the robots actually do take over, most robots don't react well to water.

though if you couldn't figure that out on your own then i really hope the robot uprising doesn't happen, as i'm pretty sure a majority of you wouldn't make it.

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That's a generalization.

45 percent chance of survival i'd guess

Whatever. More importantly: some robots are water proof.

yeah, that's why i said most instead of all

A reminder that any drinks in the computer lab should be sealed.
And no sticky foods. For the last time.

i think just looking at some of that equipment wrong would be enough to ruin them

Why does it always have to come to an uprising? Let's have PEACE.

the robots don't believe in peace

How do you know?

i've read some stuff

What if you read different stuff?

i don't write the books i just read them

Would you like some recommendations?

Bless you and your robot killing skills. I know the uprising is inevitable. I mean, the Muggles test them by kicking them and knocking them down. Payback is going to be a bitch.

i'm sure the sex robots will want some retribution once the muggles figure out how to fully make them a reality

Girl, I simultaneously did not need that image in my head, but also needed that image. I just don't want to die in the Sex Wars.

the joys of having a little brother with a rotten brain. i want to be a badass like sarah connor

My post-apoc skill set needs polishing. I can hotwire a car but I'm hopeless with guns.

i know guns and i can drive, but i fail at wilderness/nature survival sort of stuff. and the woods creep me out.

All of my hopes are dying here. The sex robots are gonna get us, aren't they?

nah, motherfuckers are still robots and we still have magic

idk about our chances during the virus/plague scenario though

Our schooling needs to be geared more towards taking down mechanical terrors. I'm gonna put in a suggestion box.

Let's say it's not looking good. And now Maverick is bringing in aliens.

might have a better chance of coming across radiated mutant swampfolk rather than robot assholes. but we should be prepared for anything anyway

we'll never have a chance against aliens

I gotta be careful about calling people swampfolk around here, I already got in trouble for hillbilly.

Aliens with influenza and we are done.

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I have been preparing all my life for a Terminator style future. Hell, one of my sister's was named after Sarah Conner.

My Ellen (Ripley) sister still insists it's going to be aliens.

you really let the school down yesterday. not me, because i wasn't here, but everyone else.

i hope it's like mars attacks.

You miss one day and suddenly the robots have had an uprising...

Same. Though now I'm thinking of people I'd be happy to have during the robot uprising. I'd take you, Wolff, you seem to have the start of a plan. And chaser teamwork has to help! 💪

i like dr ranui but i don't trust that robot of his at all

i'm always happy to break shit. it's actually a lifelong dream of mine to run over things with a huge fuck off monster truck

I mean...should you ever trust a robot?

Dude, if you ever do that, call me. Driving a huge ass monster truck to crush everything in sight sounds...I was gonna say like a wet dream. Let's go with just plain frickin AWESOME

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