peckenpaugh | (no subject)

oh ME

you fuck with the tiny marshmallows too?

are they not even t i n i e r potatoes ???

Edited (idk what I'm saying ) 2019-11-27 04:18 (UTC)

[...] ARE they???

they're not DISSIMILAR from kinda squishy squashy taters

isn't the real question

who isn't

yo, i almost got into a FIGHT with some lil dude at d&d's earlier. he was talking some serious sweet potato smack.

what bad could he possibly say
about the candy potato.

get this:

"like a normal potato, but ugly and worse."

and you didn't

punch him

strong

diversity makes the world go round.

did someone steal all the yams ?

what? nah, nah, nah, my dude. we got yams a plenty over here. it's thanksgiving.

oh!! i was worried it was Puddinggate 2.0: The Silence of the Yams.

ahh no then i (y)am not really a slut for yams, sorry

Edited (physically pained me to not make another pun) 2019-11-27 04:11 (UTC)

not on MY watch. [...] unless mr. l WANTS some yams.

you're missing out, lil bro, but hey, that's cool.

Edited 2019-11-28 19:54 (UTC)

i get randy for some candy yams, bro

THIS GIRL KNOWS WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT

should we tag-team a plate of them soon?

i prefer sweet potato fries or a pie

what kind of pie?

sweet potato

slap some marshmallows on those bad boys and i'm in for it

YES

I'm so glad you've finally found your people.

we know what we like.

what would you do for yams young joshua

what would he do TO yams is the question

osh kosh b'josh's love for them tubers is nothing but pure i'm sure

I'm not here to slut shame but the word slut doesn't usually mean pure intentions is all I'm saying

maybe he's just looking for the RIGHT yam

to bone?

who are we to judge if so

you know what your right thats between by boy Josh and his yams

hey whats the difference between yams and sweet potatoes?

we shall let the man pork his tubers in peace

is that like a set up to a joke or do you really want the cool food facts cuz i got em

rock on Josh

no I really wanna know

k so yam and sweet potato is like s o r t a interchangeable here in the us bc of marketing?? but a REAL yam isn't sweet it's starchy and the skin looks like bark instead of all pink more like a potato than a sweet potato tbh

i have 27 fake yams.

fake like they're made of styrofoam or fake like they're sweet potatoes

because we can find a use for em either way