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[wrencredible]

Help! I have a super important mission for someone still on campus.

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[lionellovelace]

Wh [......] What?

[wrencredible]

Oh! Thank goodness! Are you volunteering your assistance?

[lionellovelace]

Not until I know what it is.

[wrencredible]

There's a very important package that I need picked up from my contact at Dis'n'Dat.

[lionellovelace]

Okay. I'm going to the library this afternoon. I could get it then if that works.
From your [...] contact.

[wrencredible]

You're a hero. He's the one in the sunglasses.

Can you deliver the package to Queen Guin before tomorrow?

[lionellovelace]

This is for a dog?

[wrencredible]

[...] She's a VID.

[lionellovelace]

I don't know what that is.

[wrencredible]

Very Important Doggie.

[lionellovelace]

Right. Is she going to bond with me if I give it to her?

[wrencredible]

Ooooh, I can at least 100% guarantee she'll drool all over your hand if it gets too close.

[lionellovelace]

You should find somebody else.

[maledictorian]

!!!!

who is sending you m i s s i o n s ?? is this a SERVICE i can sign up for ???

[wrencredible]

I didn't expect to return to active duty so soon, but Mr. Purcell's a very busy man.

[maledictorian]

are you saying mr. purcell exploits child labor ??? or is it the q u e e n with the unethical demands

[wrencredible]

I signed up to help him! She's old and can't get to the store herself.

[maledictorian]

what is the senior queen getting from the store ?? can you drop and H I N T S ???

[wrencredible]

I hear it's very yummy wummy.

[maledictorian]

is it john legend

[wrencredible]

Does he make pastries for poochies?

[maledictorian]

ohhhh you know i've never asked ??? idk what else he'd do with his time !!

[wrencredible]

Ooooh, I'll have to look into that. The Queen will want different yummy wummies for Christmas.