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[teratophilia]

DOES ANYONE WANT TO BE MY DATE TO THE FESTIVAL TOMORROW PLEASE

ah!! i'm so excited for the welcome back festival tomorrow !! i hope they have cute prizes for their games this year. i'm not very good at them but ! i'll try my best! UNLESS??

still not used to using quills again, sorry!!

but!! also!! today the new sims 4 game pack comes out!! i woke up at really early and went to the computer lab hoping to download it and play a bit before class but it's still not out yet. ;﹏; i guess i have to wait until after Real Life Magic School to let my sims go to Magic School. does anyone else here play the sims 4??

[Chanel + Laszlo]

do you think the booty rating scale is accurate? i looked at merlin's behind and it was very nice but i'm not sure if it's a 91%. or is it?? eddy only scored 15% before i changed it and his isn't THAT bad. i haven't studied all their booties but i KNOW eddy's isn't the worst.

Comments

Twins+Laszlo

[necrodanseuse]

Oh it’s not scientific at all.

Twins+Laszlo

[notpoison]

There must be some bias in their assessments.

Regular bias. Not bias.

Maybe they were distracted by Merlin's hair.

Twins+Laszlo

[necrodanseuse]

This is going to age myself at least beyond Fresh-speak but I’m not certain I know the difference.
In either case, they are biased, Merlin’s so skinny, how could that possibly result in a 91% butt.

Twins+Laszlo

[notpoison]

It's probably very bony. I wouldn't want to touch it.

Twins+Laszlo

[teratophilia]

what score would you give it?

Twins+Laszlo

[notpoison]

Hm.

46%

Re: Twins+Laszlo

[teratophilia]

hmmm

i think it's at least a 65% but i also kinda LIKE bones

Twins+Laszlo

[necrodanseuse]

Good. It’d slice your hand clean off

Twins+Laszlo

[notpoison]

And he seems so angry.

Twins+Laszlo

[teratophilia]

but with a secret soft side

Twins+Laszlo

[teratophilia]

but there's less of him so his butt is more compact and efficient. tony (who is MY bias) is huge and handsome but his butt, while great, is larger but doesn't make efficient use of its space and deserves the 70% rating.

Twins+Laszlo

[necrodanseuse]

I hate to disagree. But it’s about being aesthetically pleasing, darling, not fitting into a chair correctly. And concave just isn’t 91% attractive, I’m sorry.

Twins+Laszlo

[teratophilia]

maybe you're both right but i'm still going to look into it more to give a fair appraisal.

what do we think of wyatt webberly? he got a 62%.

Twins+Laszlo

[necrodanseuse]

He’s Eddy’s brother, so you would have to refrain from stomping on his heart completely.
But 62 seems right.

[maledictorian]

i got sims 2 at a thrift store once !! i think it was haunted !!

[freyanorris]

This sounds like a really cool story??

[maledictorian]

i had a shadow baby with the grim reaper and i S W E A R in the middle of the night i would see a shadow outside my room and a quiet "sul sul" whispered in my ear

but i knew i was protected by grimmy's love for me and our little abomibaby

[ohwormhole]

Tell me more!!

[teratophilia]

that's so romantic... you're like a real life olive specter !!

[quodpotted]

what the hell is a sims you don't think there all rigged?

[teratophilia]

do you think so? i thought i was just bad at them. someone like you could surely win at them, right? if not, they MUST be rigged.

[quodpotted]

I could give it a shot if you want to pay

[teratophilia]

ohh woww really?

[quodpotted]

sure I got a pretty good arm

[teratophilia]

i bet !!! let's hang out tomorrow and play some games!

[freyanorris]

I played it ONCE but I didn't get very far??

[teratophilia]

it's hard to get started in it without cheats :(( i always try to play legitimately and end up adding an extra $100k to my family funds to help them along.

[goodglyph]

Why is the computer lab the only place in this school with a reliable internet connection?

[teratophilia]

wifi extenders exist !! and there aren’t enough outlets ?? like i know magic and electricity don’t always get along but it’s 2019. they have us charging a nokia phone with magic, there HAS to be a way to widely distribute juice that can co-exist with magic

[quidditched]

Don't get what the fuss is.

[teratophilia]

EDDY :((((

[goodglyph]

The whole of human knowledge at your fingertips! Instant communication with loved ones far away! Dating apps!

[teratophilia]

i love being able to ASK stupid questions anonymously!!!

[goodglyph]

Absolutely! Could you imagine the mayhem if we could all pose anonymous questions via journal?

[teratophilia]

oh, i would HATE that because everyone KNOWS they know you and then it turns into a big guessing game.

[quidditched]

Books. Floo. [...] Pass.

[goodglyph]

Someday maybe we'll convert you.

[teratophilia]

cute animal videos, eddy :((( and online shopping !! and you can chat with people without having to worry about what your face looks like !

[quidditched]

[...] No money. Don't like talking. [...] [...] What kind of animals [...] ?

[teratophilia]

any kind of (non-magical) animal you want to see!! have you ever seen a field mouse hiding in a tulip, absolutely covered in pollen and loving every second of it??

[quidditched]

[...] Mickey prefers dirty Quidditch robes.

[goodglyph]

Yesterday a freshman solicited me to buy into a timeshare on the outlet in the Wildgulch laundry room. I think someone is testing us all.

[teratophilia]

[.....] well, did you?

[goodglyph]

Oh, no way. It was a real raw deal. I don't want my children inheriting that burden.

[teratophilia]

if i had internet i'd quickly google 'what is a timeshare' and pretend like i knew all along