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Our school is facing a crisis, and it's not about pudding!! Thanksgiving has come and gone, arguably the most potato-y of holidays, and the cafeteria still has not recognized Tater Tot Thursday as an official recurring holiday. Has anyone even seen a tater tot since that magical Tuesday?? And we had like so many signatures too!!

So maybe Lunch Lady Bigfoot was serious when she complained about the school budget, but I think she might just hate bringing joy to students. Has anyone even seen the budget??

Also, my aunt gave me a recipe for actual cheese pie not cheesecake, so I'm making that for today!!

Also also, my pen with the giant pink goblin head has been missing for weeks now and if you took it you should totally give it back.

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I can get behind tots and cheese pies

Thank you!! Apparently just exercising our sense of civic engagement isn't enough to get us tots though!!

do you need me to carry anything heavy

How many bags of potatoes do you think it takes to make roughly 30 weeks of tater tots??

oh no this sounds too much like a word problem no thanks

Do you have any other ideas??

I'm not really an ideas guy

Well then how many potatoes can you carry??

one way to find out

I have to fix the budget first, but then you can carry all the potatoes and I'll act very impressed!!

oh I'll carry them ALL

I'm already 45% impressed.

a solid start I think

I appreciate a go-getter attitude. If you want to tick it higher, we'll have to find something else to carry, or wait for the budget to include potatoes!!

now i want cheesy potatoes

Well if we had tots, you could put all the cheeses on them.

~~Also my dad invited you~~

Are you having an affair with

~~You're permanently banned from my house!!~~

oh sign me up and consider me your personal holy crusader in this blessed tots campaign

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how was thanksgiving freddie

You already signed up and she didn't care!!

It was fine!!

gonna fight a lunch lady

V E R Y good

Don't punch her!!

Y E A H

what about slaps

how's your dad

Nooooooooooooooo!!

He's fine

~~Why are you aski~~

He's going to marry The Rock!!

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whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAT

i'm so jealous

of both of them :((

He came to Thanksgiving and it was love at first sight!!

The budget SHOULD be a matter of public record so we could probably check it out if you wanted!!

Oh and I didn't take your pen but I'll keep a look out for it! Isn't it funny how some pens just seem to make writing easier??

Oh, perfect. Then we can fix it and she can stop denying us tots.

Thank you!! This one makes writing action scenes the best because the weight pulls my hand around and sometimes the head goes flying!!

Tots aren't expensive. I'm sure with a little creative juggling of funds we could EASILY get them every week!!

That sounds SO satisfying!!

Exactly!! How hard can budgeting even be??

It is and I've been deprived. We lucked out on a hiatus for the holiday, but I need to start writing again!!

I bet even a CHILD could do it!!

You can borrow some of my pens if you want! I've got one that LIGHTS UP when you write (perfect for late night scribbling sessions!) and some scented glitter gel pens that are sooo smooth. I've written some of my best work with them!!

I can totally do anything a child can!! And better!!

Ooooooooh, you're the best!! Can I borrow them all to see how they feel?? I bet blood orange goes great with battle scenes!!