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Totally can't wait to support all of you tomorrow. Hope you kick every single prep school kid's ass. St. Hyginus sucks. They deserve it.

But also hitting up the MOBA. My brother sent me postcards of the new exhibits and they all look horrifying.

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And I AM sports!!

I'm going to bust out a gem tonight just in case.

Baseball probably, huh? Don't need to intro broomsports to the masses.

You are.

Do some stickball. It's almost got a broom.

Thank you for acknowledging it. ♥

OH oh oh stickball is definitely begging to be immortalized in bad art. I'm sure Arthur won't mind me borrowing some of his paints.

Want to come over and model?

He can help. I'm sure he can stoop to our level of bad painting if we ask real nice.

Oh, immortalize me.

I'll definitely see, but he's SO serious about his art, you know?

I'm giving you a shoe for a head. To represent how the youth are walked all over these days.

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Tell him it's for charity.

Liking the symbolism. Feel like it gives you a compelling case for your admission too.

You can help me convince him when you get here.

I'm a true arteest and they can't reject me with so much symbolism, right? High. Quality. Bad. Art.

I'm real convincing.

Gives them something real nice to write on the little wall card.

It's your cute face.

Think they'll let me write my own one?

Aw, thanks.

You just bring it right in with the painting. Streamlining the process.

♥

That'll totally make it even MORE tempting to display. I'll write one up while you're here, too.

I'll even engrave it on a plaque for you.

[...] How much you want to bet we could hang it without getting noticed?

OH then it'll be really fancy. Actually, can you do a few for me for Arthur's pieces, too?

!!!!

Let's do a museum crime. I feel like they'll have to leave it up when they find it.

Yeah, not a problem.

What's the point of magic if we can't use it to reverse rob a museum?

You're the BEST.

Exactly. I bet we barely need any magic, too. We're crafty. Resourceful. The best reverse criminals the world will ever see.

Like a real polite Banksy that hangs things neatly instead of defacing public property.

I think he hung something nicely in a museum once but it was a stuffy museum and not a nice establishment like MOBA. Poor guy..

He tried. But we can do better. And worse. All at once.

How did you know my dream is to be better and worse all at once?

I actually have a good-sized canvas that's got enough space for good bad art but also is small enough to fit inside my jacket.

Just knew you'd have quality dreams.

Always wanted to get in on a heist. This museum is going to be blessed.

You've always been my best supporter!! You and Presley, who supports me with his judgement.

Can we wear all black, or will that be too suspicious? Or should we wear all white to be reversed? We are acting as angels. Hmmm.

You've got two shoulders for this express purpose.

I feel like we have to look exactly like children who wouldn't touch museum exhibits. Which is a hard demographic to nail down.

Ah, the wonders of two shoulders.

Hmmm, blazers?

Blazers seem trustworthy. People in blazers are doing important things.

Alright, we're getting blazers. Do you think we should dress them down with Chucks? Does that make us more relatable?