"SOMEONE'S STEPPING ON MY HAIR!" Cedar shouts, crammed in a corner as they are, surrounded by butts and legs and arms and more butts. "GET ON MY SHOULDERS, THERE'S STILL ROOM FOR MORE."
Atlas moves his foot over, even though he's jammed into the other corner and he's almost certain it's not his. He's also sure he kicks someone in process, but that's not important. "If this catches on fire, we're all burning down," he provides, helpful.
Skip possibly-helpfully wiggles his own feet, which are nowhere near the ground, in case one of them is the offending member - he is being held up by the force of bodies and the sheer chaos that the sophomore class exudes. "I'm fine with that, I've lived a good life," he says serenely.
"WHO'S ON FIRE???" Cedar squeals and wiggles to try and get a good look at the mirror, but everything is just butts. Butts and butts and butts. "I SEE ORANGE, WHO'S THAT WITH THE—oh—that's—that's my hair."
"We have to at least fit a few more people in here, otherwise death by fire really isn't that imp—oww." Someone elbows Hawthorne in the nose. It's probably Cedar. "—ressive," he finishes, covering his nose with his hand, mostly unphased.
Is it possible to get any flatter against a probably relatively non-sturdy wall? Atlas isn't sure, but he tries. In the name of fun. "Entire sophomore class dies in unexplained photo fire." He tries out loud. "You're right, that's better...okay that was my eye." He's reflexively swats at whoever's elbow that just was, praying, hypocritically, that someday they'd all at least learn to hold still.
"Pretty sure the headline would just read, 'Entire sophomore class dies in fire; rest of the school says yeah, not surprised'," Skip pointed out. He'd been pushed even further above the struggling bodies, and his head was now at an uncomfortable angle in his own armpit. "Were we actually going to take a picture, or was this just a misguided suicide pact?"
Conveniently pocket-sized and apparently no more lacking in sense than the rest of the class, Bijou sticks a foot into the mess of bodies and hopefully gets a knee to push off on but possibly also a stomach, as she scales the pile to cram in on top. "No one's dying today!" she announces in her most heroic ex-Wizney star voice, and this is the moment she's supposed to brandish her wand to reassure everyone but she forgot to pull it out first and now her arm's wedged at a weird angle. "Can someone- grab my-"
Scarlett is more than happy to grab the wand that's now poking her painfully in the side. "Here -- this yours?" (She doesn't really care if it isn't.) She manages to thrust the wand up through a gap in the bodies, although she almost has to dislocate her shoulder in order to do so. "Wait, what're you gonna do?"
The 'button' is the top of Willow's head. "EVERYONE STOP!" Willow yells from somewhere close to the bottom. She used to wonder how people ended up trampled on Black Friday, but now she understands. "We at least need ONE picture out of this. SOMEONE has to be close to the button. Don't slap unless you're sure it's the button!"
"Aight, what filter do we want?" Jupiter asks, tugging on her ponytail as she starts to read off the filters, "Daguerreotype—am I saying that right? Yeehaw, Cat—oooo Dogwarts." Her attention tips up to the small mirror and she grins at her reflection. "Or do we even need a filter at all?"
"We don't need a filter but we should definitely have one!" Freya says, which is her way of telling her coworkers they're all hotties but filters are fun. "Daguerreotype sounds distinguished. What kind of look are we going for?"
"We're... distinguished," Felicity agrees, the two words of the sentence sandwiched around a quiet but necessary burp. She scans the list of filters. "Oh! Maybe we should do a Vibe Check and use the results to determine what filter we should be using." They can take two photos, right? They work here.
Jupiter gently golf claps for the burp, then bobbles her head up and down in agreement. "Ooo, yes, vibe check to tell us what photo we should actually be getting." She reaches between the other two girls for the 'Vibe Check' filter button, pausing just before she presses it. "Any objections?"
Stupidly convoluted plans are Freya's jam. "Do it!" she says, jostling Jup's arm as if that's actually helpful in any way. "I want to know what my aura says about me."
"My aura better say I'm a good girl," Felicity warns the contraption. She too jostles Jup's arm, impatiently trying to push the senior's hand onto the button to trigger the countdown. You know, like a good girl would.
"The best gir—" Jupiter starts to agree, but all the hand-jostling has her mashing a fist against several buttons at once. The photobooth flashes and clicks several times in rapid succession and Jupiter, at least, is dazzled momentarily by the lights.
"Oh," she says, blinking away fireflies as the machine whirs and cranks, preparing their first photo(s?), "I bet a looked handsome as shit."
The second photo catches Felicity mid-word. "Oh fuck me." She plasters a smile on her face and stares down the camera, determined to get the next one right.
Ooh, mystery filters! Freya, slightly more prepared than the others, manages to strike a pose for the camera just in time. "Ice creeeeeeeeeam!" she sings, baring her teeth in a wide grin while the photobooth flashes and clicks away. Eventually, and with much clunking and grinding, the machine spits out the photos and Freya immediately reaches out to grab them. "Gimme gimme gimme! How do we look?"
"Oh we look banging," Felicity declares, before passing the photos to the others. She's giving off a neon aura, which she's interpreted as meaning she's giving off real party energy. She starts bobbing back and forth and sings, "We gonna party like it's sherbet day."
THE PHOTOBOOTH
HOW MANY SOPHOMORES CAN WE FIT?
HOW MANY SOPHOMORES CAN WE FIT?
HOW MANY SOPHOMORES CAN WE FIT?
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HOW MANY SOPHOMORES CAN WE FIT?
HOW MANY SOPHOMORES CAN WE FIT?
HOW MANY SOPHOMORES CAN WE FIT?
HOW MANY SOPHOMORES CAN WE FIT?
HOW MANY SOPHOMORES CAN WE FIT?
HOW MANY SOPHOMORES CAN WE FIT?
HOW MANY SOPHOMORES CAN WE FIT?
HOW MANY SOPHOMORES CAN WE FIT?
HOW MANY SOPHOMORES CAN WE FIT?
HOW MANY SOPHOMORES CAN WE FIT?
HOW MANY SOPHOMORES CAN WE FIT?
HOW MANY SOPHOMORES CAN WE FIT?
HOW MANY SOPHOMORES CAN WE FIT?
PHOTOBOOTH: ZIPPY DIP TEAM PHOTO
PHOTOBOOTH: ZIPPY DIP TEAM PHOTO
PHOTOBOOTH: ZIPPY DIP TEAM PHOTO
PHOTOBOOTH: ZIPPY DIP TEAM PHOTO
PHOTOBOOTH: ZIPPY DIP TEAM PHOTO
PHOTOBOOTH: ZIPPY DIP TEAM PHOTO
PHOTOBOOTH: ZIPPY DIP TEAM PHOTO
"Oh," she says, blinking away fireflies as the machine whirs and cranks, preparing their first photo(s?), "I bet a looked handsome as shit."
PHOTOBOOTH: ZIPPY DIP TEAM PHOTO
The second photo catches Felicity mid-word. "Oh fuck me." She plasters a smile on her face and stares down the camera, determined to get the next one right.
PHOTOBOOTH: ZIPPY DIP TEAM PHOTO
PHOTOBOOTH: ZIPPY DIP TEAM PHOTO