"Not serving looks, Mr. Paparazzi!" Jupiter is pretty much immediately distracted from the camera when she has the brilliant idea to put her brother in a headlock and try to give him a noogie. "Come here baby brother. I love you." she coos.
Ah, the familiar feeling of a sibling embarrassing him in the middle of a restaurant for literally no reason whatsoever. The camera drops into his booth, unharmed but free territory. He needs both hands to punch, useless, at his sister's arm. "I want! To talk! To! The! Manager!"
But it's not very loud, because he doesn't really want to get her fired.
"I am the manager!" she declares with more authority than is warranted by someone who is plainly not the manager as she tries to dodge Atlas's fists, hellbent on tormenting him. "Look at these flimsy chicken arms."
Either Zippy is deaf or he is well acquainted with Quigley violence after years of them, because he doesn't even look their way.
It is possibly embarrassing, how predictably Atlas's outrage sparks at that. "YOU have flimsy chicken arms!!" He insists, reverting instantly to toddlerhood, and sending useless punches while trying to wriggle out of her grasp. He grabs on to one to demonstrate, and also attempt to duck under and free himself. "I could SNAP YOU and ruin your LIVELIHOOD." He could not.
All right. So mid-noogie, the chicken noise makes him burst into laughter. So what. And it's absolutely a distraction enough; his camera slips out of his hands. He takes the opportunity to slip to the side and pull his most exaggerated pout. "Christmas is ruined!" He declares.
"Call me Krampus," Jupiter returns, sounding victorious as she leaps from the booth, nearly tripping over herself in the process, too much leg and arm to spare. She cackles, snapping a quick photo of her distraught brother, and then flees having never taken his order at all.
Jup Waits on a Pain
How has she not been fired yet?
Jup Waits on a Pain
But it's not very loud, because he doesn't really want to get her fired.
Jup Waits on a Pain
Either Zippy is deaf or he is well acquainted with Quigley violence after years of them, because he doesn't even look their way.
Jup Waits on a Pain
He could not.
Jup Waits on a Pain
Zippy Dip patrons are getting quite a show at this point.
But her baby brother is sufficiently distracted now, and Jupiter makes a grab for the camera.
Jup Waits on a Pain
Jup Waits on a Pain