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[crowhop]

Your boyfriend failed me, Deverill.

[Wildgulch Cheer]

Children of mine, please let me know your favorite candy varieties. If you say you don't like candy you're finding chocolate-covered broccoli in your stocking.

Also, I think we can still throw Willow and Bijou higher.

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[infamously]

She has a boyfriend now? I swear, I can't keep up with you people.

[Wildgulch Cheer]
I'll accept broccoli sans chocolate.

[quodpotted]

were sharing him actually

[infamously]

This is exactly why we need to stop the sleepovers in 2020. No sense of boundaries anymore.

[crowhop]

Get woke Pres, our hearts are just too full of love

[infamously]

Ugh. You all do what you want, but if this turns into a shotgun poly marriage, I am still only bringing one gift.

[crowhop]

It's a good thing sharing is fundamental to the success of our eleven-person relationship.

[infamously]

Do not use that word. You're only encouraging their delusions.

[zadielovelace]

[...] Eleven seems like a bit much.

[crowhop]

Are you asking one of us to break it off with Doug

[quodpotted]

I think we all respect exactly as many boundaries as before

[infamously]

Which is horrendous to contemplate. I can't believe I've lived with you for years.

[quodpotted]

I know your so lucky

[infamously]

I'm moving back to my bed after break.

[quodpotted]

what why?

[crowhop]

He's quite successful and svelte

[Wildgulch Cheer]
Broccoli-shaped chocolate, got it

[infamously]

He'd better be. We have standards to maintain around here as the hottest junior class.

[Wildgulch Cheer]
Broccoli-shaped broccoli. Do you want to develop the muscle to shotput sophs or not?

[crowhop]

Can you imagine if one of us dated for love

[Wildgulch Cheer]
We're bulking up.

[infamously]

Oh, stage an intervention. There's no other option.

[Wildgulch Cheer]
I feel like my brain is being chewed up every time I consume sugar. Which I suppose could be useful if it kills the part that cares about stunt safety.

Wildgulch Cheer

[crowhop]

Sooo if I get you hopped up on pixy stix will you let us throw you?

Wildgulch Cheer

[pageantree]

Do it! Do it!

Wildgulch Cheer

[infamously]

I don't think any of you are strong enough.

Wildgulch Cheer

[wrencredible]

Is broccoli really that high demand during the holiday season?

Wildgulch Cheer

[crowhop]

I've never seen it in any O'Malley Christmas spread, must be pretty hard to get your hands on

Wildgulch Cheer

[wrencredible]

I wonder how much Elijah could order on short notice.

[bratsquatch]

pres, you know doug. you had that great convo about dance and swapped pasta recipes that one time. remember?