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[crowhop]

Your boyfriend failed me, Deverill.

[Wildgulch Cheer]

Children of mine, please let me know your favorite candy varieties. If you say you don't like candy you're finding chocolate-covered broccoli in your stocking.

Also, I think we can still throw Willow and Bijou higher.

Comments

[quodpotted]

what why?

[shoulderdevil]

We can't let this happen.

[crowhop]

Our family is falling apart

[shoulderdevil]

I know, and I don't need more tragedy in my backstory. What're we going to do?

[infamously]

Don't you all miss sleeping in your own bed?

[shoulderdevil]

No?

[opsia]

pretty sure there's a psychological condition that fits that.

[shoulderdevil]

Overflowing with love?

[opsia]

is that what they call it?

[negligently]

wyatt's too good of a big spoon i can't fall asleep unless it's in his muscular arms

you should give it a shot

[shoulderdevil]

Can I borrow Wyatt tonight?

[bratsquatch]

there's a sign-up sheet and if we don't respect the system this whole thing is gonna fall apart

[quodpotted]

can't tell him no tho or he'll do it anyway out of spite.

[shoulderdevil]

True.

Let's just sleep in his bed with him if he goes there.

[infamously]

There isn't room for all of you.

[shoulderdevil]

We'll rotate.

[negligently]

oh dang could the school really handle knowing all that hotness is sharing one little bed??

[shoulderdevil]

We need to think of ourselves, the rest of the school will just have to deal with it.

[crowhop]

Their faults for walking through the wrong door

[shoulderdevil]

Yeah, if they're upset about it it's not our fault.

[negligently]

i'm gonna drag all our mattresses into the girls' room so he doesn't have a choice

[shoulderdevil]

I like this idea too.

Maybe we can just mix it up. Keep him on his toes.

[negligently]

gotta stay one step ahead of him, he's crafty

[shoulderdevil]

Seriously. He's worth it, though, so I'm ready and willing.

[negligently]

we fight for him every day, this is real love