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[teratophilia]

[Private]
haha so i was practicing my knitting spells and i accidentally made TWO pairs

it's going to be really cold this weekend so i

knit hats probably aren't your style haha but i was just wondering if you wanted

i ordered a hat and glove set on etsy but they accidentally sent me two and just told me to keep it so like do you w

[..............]

[Laszlo]

i knitted TWO hat and glove sets so we can match this weekend!!! do you want to wear them on the bus ride over??

[Chanel]

I KNITTED TWO HAT AND GLOVE SETS SO I COULD MATCH WITH LASZLO THIS WEEKEND AND THEN I TOLD HIM THAT I KNITTED TWO HAT AND GLOVE SETS SO WE COULD MATCH THIS WEEKEND AND ASKED IF HE WANTED TO WEAR THEM ON THE BUS RIDE OVER.

just so you're INFORMED.

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Hell Twins

[necrodanseuse]

But where is my matching hat and glove set

Hell Twins

[teratophilia]

ahhh i should have made you one so it wouldn't be so obvious that i deliberately made it just to match with him


[...]

and also ! because ! i love you !!

Hell Twins

[necrodanseuse]

Well if you’d like, I can pretend that you did, but they just don’t go with any of my outfits.

But I think Laszlo will love them anyhow.

Hell Twins

[teratophilia]

yes!!! [...]

ugh no wait i already specified to him that i knitted two sets. i shut my brain off and was feeling very confident when i said it !!

but anyway, i think so too. i stood five feet away and spritzed my body spray in its direction too. not TOO close so it's overpowering and obvious but like... a little ;) hint ;) of scent. scent association is very powerful, you know?

[....]

i KNOW what you're THINKING and i know it SEEMS like i LIKE-like him but

Hell Twins

[teratophilia]

I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE-LIKE HIM BUT I KNOW I'LL BE JEALOUS IF HE LIKE-LIKES SOMEONE ELSE SO I HAVE TO MAKE MY MOVE

Hell Twins

[teratophilia]

and by 'make my move' i mean scent mark him BUT LIKE

it's FINE

Hell Twins

[teratophilia]

well now that i've vocalized it, it seems really weird and i don't think i should go through with it anymore. maybe i should cross it out before he sees

[....]

oh wait no nevermind, too late, he replied

Hell Twins

[teratophilia]

I'M GOING TO THROW UP

Hell Twins

[necrodanseuse]

Querido I am absolutely begging you to breathe.

Hell Twins

[teratophilia]

i threw up and i feel a little better now

Hell Twins

[necrodanseuse]

That’s awful.
Are you going to be all right, on the weekend?

Hell Twins

[necrodanseuse]

He won’t think it’s weird. It’s sweet.

And it’s a very good weekend to make moves.

Hell Twins

[teratophilia]

I SHOULD HAVE MADE HIM A SCARF I'M AN IDIOT

Hell Twins

[teratophilia]

no no nonono scarves are very intimate that's moving too fast

Hell Twins

[teratophilia]

or is it?

Hell Twins

[teratophilia]

WELL.....

Hell Twins

[teratophilia]

no

nononono

Hell Twins

[necrodanseuse]

Darling.

Hell Twins

[teratophilia]

i scream :V

Laszlo/Armani

[notpoison]

Oh. Really? That's very generous.

Yes. I'll wear them. Of course.

Laszlo/Armani

[teratophilia]

I ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED MY BODY SPRAY NEAR IT SO I'M SORRY IF IT SMELLS LIKE M

cool !!!!!!!

Laszlo/Armani

[teratophilia]

i didn't think to knit a scarf, sorry

Laszlo/Armani

[notpoison]

[...] You didn't need to knit me anything.

Thank you. For the hat and gloves. Why do you want us to m

You seem excited. For the trip.

Laszlo/Armani

[teratophilia]

oh, you're welcome! i didn't want you to get cold.

i am!! it's going to be so beautiful in the mountains!! do you ever get so excited you actually start to feel sick to your stomach?

Laszlo/Armani

[notpoison]

I can finally cast warming charms that don't set the target on fire.

Maybe. But I understand what you're saying. I've felt something like that. Do you need something for your stomach. Do you get motion sickness.

Laszlo/Armani

[teratophilia]

proud of you!! hard work pays off! these also have the warming charm but i promise mine won't make you excessively, burningly toasty.

not motion sickness, just nerves. you know how i can be.

are YOU excited??

Laszlo/Armani

[notpoison]

Good. I trust your charms more.

I could get a calming draught. If you wanted.

Yes. I am. It'ill be interesting. And also fun, probably. I don't think I'll ski, though.

Laszlo/Armani

[teratophilia]

could you? please? i threw up once already but very sweet of you.

i might try skiing if there's baby slopes. there's going to be lots of other stuff to do, though! i think they have a heated swimming pool? and!!! hot tubs! and!!! lots of good places to eat!!