when they are well and truly stuck; not sorry for 9 million posts.

[andpoke]

what are the things
you wanted to do
before you died like this.

i wanted to learn mushkin

to read a fast and furious movie to the shoeshroom

a good one

one of you youngs please do that
instead.

Comments

[suflex]

i'm only reading tokyo drift tho

can i have your sweaters?? they're fire

[andpoke]

well
if you can even
fathom this

all they're getting now

is 2 fast 2 furious so

it'll still be good

you can have
up to 3 sweaters
first dibs

[suflex]

OH FUCK GOOD CHOICE

what do i have to do for 5?????? crops are in

[andpoke]

i know i know but
not the only choice

wait hang on
are you going to crop
my sweaters


i don't know why i've never cropped my sweaters

[suflex]

no but you're so small i figure they'll p much be cropped

like if YOU cropped them then i wore them they'd be like
boleros


still fire tho

[andpoke]

it'd look
really cute either way

if i make it out of here alive
you still get to pick out a sweater
but i'm also taking this
very good fashion advice.

[numerologest]

Is there anything I can do, specifically, to live life to the fullest in your memory?

[andpoke]

well
yes in fact
ask kyle to every dance
so he doesn't feel lonely
and when he says no
make him give you a rejection discount
every time

[numerologest]

Oh. That's so smart? I wish we had more dances. I could get so much stuff that way.

[andpoke]

well
yes but
the rarity is what makes it work
he'd catch on
otherwise

[numerologest]

Oh. So some subtlety will be needed. Hmm.

[...] This one might need to be tasked to someone with a bit more patience than me.

[andpoke]

one way to learn patience

[themurderbird]

We're not going to die here.

[suflex]

k but IF you do can i have yr collar pinny things

[themurderbird]

You make choose two.

[suflex]

4

pls

[themurderbird]

You must earn the additional two.

[suflex]

how

lay it on me

i'm ready

[andpoke]

but if we do
we'll be so well preserved

[themurderbird]

True. But they probably wouldn't leave us here the way they do casualties on Mount Everest.

[andpoke]

but
in case they do
we should charm our coats fun colors

for documentaries
to remember us by

[themurderbird]

I like the color of my clothes already though.

[andpoke]

me too but
i'd like to be striking
in death

[sugarnspite]

Don't worry, the moth people are totally going to help us get home!

[andpoke]

or also
adopt us
as their own?

[sugarnspite]

Maybe they'll let us in because we're good at divination?

[andpoke]

we have
very
convincing Sight.

[sugarnspite]

Let's become moths.

[andpoke]

i'd like to
you could fly
with real wings

[illtemperedhart]

You're not actually concerned about us dying, are you?

[andpoke]

eh
not more than usual

[illtemperedhart]

Good. No one really needs to get riled up about this. I'm sure we'll be out of here soon.

[andpoke]

oh
i'm sure
there've been worse broken buses
you holding up okay?
over there?

[illtemperedhart]

There have.

Fine. Everyone is so dramatic. Are you having in-person death discussions?

[andpoke]

mm
no
hunting cryptids actually

[illtemperedhart]

What? [.......] Don't wander off too far.

[andpoke]

not so far
don't worry

did you see the big thing
in the woods

[illtemperedhart]

Alright.

No, I didn't see anything. I'm assuming that's what you're looking for?

[andpoke]

gotta say hi to the neighbors

[ohwormhole]

I have so much left to write.

[...] Wait, why are you reading them something other than The Peculiar Perils??

[andpoke]

mr crockett made me

[ohwormhole]

Mr. Crockett needs better taste!!

[empiearr]

I never got to throw them a pizza party.

[andpoke]

do they
like pizza?

[empiearr]

I've been dropping hints all year but I never got to see it through. I thought patience paid off, but it turns out that I waited too long. I was playing it safe. I should have thrown them that pizza party.

Thus die I, thus, thus, thus. Now am I dead. Now am I fled. My soul is in the sky! Tongue, lose thy light. Moon, take thy flight.

[andpoke]

a beautiful demise
at least

but maybe you'll be lucky
maybe a pizza party
for mushmen
is a kind of
appeal to the gods
second chance at life
type deal

[empiearr]

Icy Reaper, still your hand,
You linger like an omen.
This daughter of God has devised a plan
To deliver pizza to the Mushmen.