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[Sophomore Holiday Cheer Warriors]

BROCCOLI is definitely for BREAKUPS and BULLYING right???

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Not if your vegetarian.

How do you break up with a VEGETARIAN then??

A knife.

But not a cool knife, because then they'll just think it's a gift.

ALL KNIVES are cool knives cheesoid

Butter knives are objectively uncool.

Guess I'll return your KNIFE MADE OF BUTTER for Christmas then!!!!

Hide bacon in their salad.

Should we sub in secret bacon for the broccolis or just send CONDOLENCES

We could replace the cherry tomatoes with small meatballs. Lacks subtlety, but it gets the point across.

Let's write them sad breakup poems too

Couldn't tell you on the phone,
You'll spend this holiday alone.

I hope you don't have any regrets
But I'm in love with the New York Mets

Don't cry about your new reality,
Because at least you have this broccoli.

Edited (true artists) 2019-12-19 17:40 (UTC)

So sad I have to go
We’ll always have the snow

Oh, that one's good!

I'm a poet.

but did you know it

I did not know it
Did I blow it.

~~ARE YOU IN THE CLUB WITH~~ You are!

So to abide the no bully rule we should really throw half of this away

I think we just need to SOFTEN the MESSAGE with our SUPERIOR DIPLOMACY skills

Make them all breakups?

I thought that's what candygrams were for

Well yeah but just the broccoli and fidget spinners specifically

I don't know how many poems I can write this is so much heartbreak!!!

It’s a heavy job. But look at it this way. We’re just paving the way for their happier lives

Fidget spinners are break ups?

It should be. Give 'em something to do rather than worry about you.

You know, that DOES make sense.

This is probably for their own good. None of them really have the emotional maturity for a relationship. If we just kill all of their developing romances they'll do better in class. They won't be distracted by love triangles.

Kill all the old drama dead. New year, new start.

I don't know about THAT.

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