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I need advice.

What qualities make one like a gerbil?

Question two: what sort of thing looks like a snake with no face?

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Cedar I need one of your rabbit's foots for the game tomorrow. Willow should take one, too.

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occasionally eating your own young.

a snake with a severe birth defect that guarantees a short life.

[...] do i want to know what you need this advice for

Not a trait I have, as far as I know.

Hm, I was thinking maybe one of those dog toys that's a tennis balls in a sock? [...] But a weird snake would be a cooler Christmas present.

I received a candygram that said I was like a gerbil. I don't agree, but I want to see if this is something I can correct.

Also the crystal ball told me to get Lionel Lovelace a snake as a Christmas gift. Since we are rivals.

This is gonna make Billow's wedding SUPER AWKWARD you know

I'm obligated to make it super awkward.

UGH!

It's just what I have to do, Willow.

No???

Better keep an eye out for me at your wedding, then.

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wait, is willow marrying lionel

i thought he was like your cousin or brother or something

are all gingers not related?

We aren't sure, yet.

If Willow DOES ever get to marry him then we'll know for sure he's our long lost cousin brother

I'M NOT MARRYING LIONEL.

That's good news. He has room for improvement in the posterior department.

It's not so bad.

But could be better! ❤️

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because it’s illegal outside of alabama?

The crystal ball thinks the Queen wants a sexy baseball, so I'm not sure how accurate it is.

Okay, what qualities make a baseball sexy?

A face, a collar, and a leash.

Yes, I suppose that makes sense.

I tried to find something on AO3, but I think she might have to settle for more yummy wummies.

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hm. do you often sleep in piles of wood shavings or hay, then?

maybe a robot snake. lionel doesn’t seem like someone who would like anything alive, he’s strictly ghosts and machines. and possibly the ghost in the machine

Only when I'm at home.

Robot snake. Hmm. I could probably make something like that. [...] Isn't that a movie?

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