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this 🦆🌳 is hawthorne ([personal profile] artistree) wrote in [community profile] peckenpaugh2019-12-20 09:06 pm

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[Sophomores]
I need advice.

What qualities make one like a gerbil?

Question two: what sort of thing looks like a snake with no face?


[Quackenbushes]
Cedar I need one of your rabbit's foots for the game tomorrow. Willow should take one, too.
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[personal profile] wrencredible 2019-12-21 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
How long are your feet? [...] And when was the last time you ate cardboard?

Do you think Lionel wants to start a worm farm?
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[personal profile] wrencredible 2019-12-21 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Long, but nothing special. Mr. Croakbert's are nearly twice that and you know what that means.

Maybe if it was shaped like a McDonald's.
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[personal profile] wrencredible 2019-12-21 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[...] That too.

Only if you count soggy french fries.
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[personal profile] wrencredible 2019-12-21 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Mr. Croakbert has his shoes custom-made by a cordwainer.

Maybe. I was thinking he loves muggle stuff and there's nothing more muggle than McDonald's.