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[tristfully]

Excerpt from 'New Year's Resolutions'

I am resolved—to flirt no more,
It leads to strife and tribulation;
Not that I used to flirt before,
But as a bar against temptation.
Here I except (cut out the names)
Perfectly Platonic flames.

Rudyard Kipling

Problematic in a million ways.

Have you all sorted out your resolutions yet?

Comments

[tristfully]

I don't entirely understand the reference but I think wanting someone to look like they may want to cannibalize you is a small ask.

[Armani]

Merlin is very intense but definitely not in a graveyard way. I do think he could become very clingy though, especially if you played hard to get.

Do you think Laszlo knows? Have you ever sat down and thought really hard about what it would be like to kiss him?

viola & armani's heart-horny gossip ward

[teratophilia]

mmm but i'm not hard to get :( I'M the clingy one

i think laszlo knows? maybe? probably? we've kissed before during 7mih, so i already know what that's like. after that, i don't really think about it anymore?

who do you like??

viola & armani's heart-horny gossip ward

[tristfully]

And it's no fun pretending not to care.

Is he acting any differently? Laszlo doesn't seem capable of acting coy. Would things change if you knew what he wanted?

Am I not being obvious?

viola & armani's heart-horny gossip ward

[teratophilia]

mmmmm i don't know, i don't think so. i told him i was lonely and [...] he tried to help by [...] trying to get other people to like me. but that only made me like him more. so i don't think he's interested, but i also don't think he wants to hurt my feelings.

desmond. anyone else?

viola & armani's heart-horny gossip ward

[tristfully]

I have some objectively bad advice. Though it may clarify things.

Desmond is the only person I desperately want to kiss. [.........] I think about Aris a lot, though. In a different way.

viola & armani's heart-horny gossip ward

[teratophilia]

ohh??

ahh they're very cute picks. and aris triple-hearted you so..... 👀 are you going to hold his hand as you teach him how to skate backwards?

viola & armani's heart-horny gossip ward

[tristfully]

You should kiss someone else in front of him and see if it makes him insane.

He hearts everyone. I don't think it means anything. I think things between us are strictly platonic, which is for the best. We can skate hand in hand and it doesn't feel odd.

viola & armani's heart-horny gossip ward

[teratophilia]

ohhh, that is bad, viola. very bad. [...] not that i haven't fantasized about it. his is a quiet rage, a storm brewing beneath his calm exterior. but i've hurt his feelings on purpose once before and i don't think i could do that to him again.

aris is very friendly and excitable, it's true. what about desmond? are you making plans with him over the break?