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WARDED TO STUDENT COUNCIL

I know Holidaygrams are always a big success but I just want to remind everyone, once again, that if you want to do something really extravagant for Winter Formal, we are going to have to some kind of additional fundraising beforehand.

WARDED TO ANIMAGUS STUDIES STUDENTS

Has anyone else managed their transformation yet?

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I've created a device that specializes in breaking items such as hollow trophies, for example. However, I feel certain it could break a lot of different things in it. We can charge for each item broken in my machine.

So, a bat?

Nothing so crude.

This is automated.

I'd drop a dragot to break someone else's trophy

A dragot is a dragot. I'd take it.

Do you have a machine for repairing? Could charge for both tasks.

Not yet. I have a device that more ~~enthusiastically~~ efficiently applies spell-o-tape, though. My Christmas presents ~~took an hour to unwrap~~ were very secure.

Edited 2019-12-31 21:16 (UTC)

Oh I like it. Did you give it a snappy name?

Okay, that's one idea.

We just need to find a way to market it.

But I believe everyone owns at least one object they'd like to see destroyed.

Siblings.

Back alley black market item destroying services. No fingerprints, no evidence, all automated. Vandalize your relatives' property anonymously.

NO!!! but i really want to be a P O S S U M now!!

nah, ain't figured any of that out yet.

No but I have hopes we'll all just get high at Val's and transform at once.

On drugs?

It was Val's idea.

We're going to smoke marijuana! (But don't tell anyone.)

k but you sound like a narc

So're we actually doing this?

Edited 2019-12-31 22:58 (UTC)

Oh, absolutely!

I have the contraband.

Daring. I won't ask. But I'm in.

Oh, coolest captain award for sure.

ohh! i've never smoked a weed before!

Love a bit of additional scandal to close out the year (or start the new one???)!!

[...] Not yet. Why?

i watched a youtube video of a turtle eating lettuce and i really connected w it so i think im getting close

oh shit our girl's gonna be some veg i cant wait

Edited 2020-01-01 00:27 (UTC)

S E A C U C U M B E R

i always wanted to puke up my intestines as a self-defense mechanism

i'm a cabbagmagus babe

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