CARDe-B's Valentine Determinations!

[numerologest]

CARDe-B's card deliveries!

what's up?

At lunch today, school owls swoop in to drop off nondescript envelopes to various students. Some may be expecting the colorful cards hidden inside, others not so much. At any rate, it looks like CARDe-B has used the power of "science" to determine who you are most compatible with!

how this works!

⬥ School owls deliver cards in nondescript yellow envelopes during lunch. If you were not in the cafeteria at this time, they were delivered to you or your dorm room during this hour. If the name on your card does not match your actual name and you're wondering how you got it, well...

⬥ Some people may have received multiple cards with differing results! These results would have been delivered in separate envelopes by separate birds.

⬥ Aside from certain secret matches that some characters may find in their cards, nothing in these cards was RNGed or fudged in any way. This is 100% pure uncut ridiculous math shit.

⬥ Many many many thanks to Manx, the spreadsheet sorceress, for helping me with the equations and spreadsheet for this. Manually adding this shit together would've been a nightmare.

⬥ Just because one person was rated 69% (nice) with another does not mean that that person got the same score back. Scores will be totally different from person to person!

⬥ This is, OF COURSE, just for fun and has no basis in actual compatibility.

⬥ I took the liberty of adding a bunch of people to the list semi-randomly. You can assume they were either added by freshmen, Chaos Agent Jupiter or :) Extremely :) Helpful :) Adrian, and the entries I gave may not be accurate.

⬥ Siblings will not show on each other's cards. I figured we could just avoid that altogether. However, getting multiples of the same person or your own characters is intentional. Ambiguous or unclear names are intentional (though typos are not). Chaos is the point, yes. :)

⬥ YOU CAN VIEW ALL COMPATIBILITIES HERE. I would never deny anyone the chance to look at what evil has been wrought.

⬥ ALONG WITH THEIR FANCY PINK CARD, THE ENVELOPE CONTAINED THE FOLLOWING:
(1) dot matrix printer ass looking sheet of paper with the full table of matches for your character.

(2) a friendly note:

DEAR FRIEND,
THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING IN MY INAUGURAL RUN AS A COMPATIBILITY EVALUATOR. IT HAS BEEN QUITE AN UNDERTAKING PROCESSING SO MUCH DATA, BUT I HOPE YOU FIND NEW FLAME OR FRIENDSHIP WITH THESE RESULTS.

ASTROLOGICAL AND NUMEROLOGICAL COMPATIBILITY WERE MOST HEAVILY WEIGHTED IN DETERMINING COMPATIBILITY. SCHEDULES WERE ANALYZED TO DETERMINE OVERLAP OF ROUTINE, AND THE ADDITIONAL QUESTIONS ALLOWED FOR SIMPLIFIED ANALYSIS OF INTERESTS, CONFIDENCE AND PRIORITIES.

THESE RESULTS ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

HAVE A HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, FRIEND.

♡CARDe-B

locations!

⬦ REACTIONS: A space to receive your ratings and react to them!

⬦ OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CONCERNS!

SENIORS

Anthony De Witt

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
TONY TONY TONY

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
KERMIE K....97%
HARRYMAN....95%
VAL H.......83%
LIONEL L....82%
XENIA DB....71%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
HOWDY P.....16%
IMOGEN R....27%
NICO F......30%
HOLLAND G...40%
JUPITER Q...44%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
MIA S.......97%
IAN F.......84%
TYBALT Z....84%
PRESLEY M(1)71%
ADRIAN G....71%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
SKIP R......02%
PAX S.......04%
ARMANI A....14%
CHANEL A....14%
PRESLEY M(2)37%

Audrey Poke

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
POKEY DOKE

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
JUPITER Q...98%
L.Q.........89%
IMOGEN R....81%
ECHO E......71%
MAISY M.....70%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
GEMMA Z.....04%
LIONEL L....29%
HOWDY P.....30%
MERLIN P....31%
HARRYMAN....41%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
BIJOU P(1)..96%
BIJOU P(2)..96%
PATRICE T...95%
BIG BED.....85%
LYDIA D.....84%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
HONEY P.....01%
FIONA M.....02%
ADRIAN G....03%
ZADIE L(2)..04%
EDGAR W.....04%

Claudia Vega

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
Claudia Xuliana Vega Saavedra

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
GEMMA Z.....96%
L.Q.........89%
XENIA D.....83%
HARRYMAN....80%
HOWDY P.....69%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
IMOGEN R....16%
NICO F......16%
FREYA N.....16%
HOLLAND G...28%
ECHO E......28%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
WILLOW Q(2).98%
HONEY P.....97%
MIA S.......84%
ZADIE L(2)..83%
CICERO C....72%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
ARIS A......03%
URIAH H.....14%
LYDIA D.....17%
BIJOU P(1)..17%
BIJOU P(2)..18%

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
CLAUDIA VEGA SAAVEDRA

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
GEMMA Z.....94%
KERMIE K....83%
HARRYMAN....82%
XENIA D.....82%
VAL H.......69%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
IMOGEN R....14%
NICO F......16%
FREYA N.....16%
ECHO E......28%
WINIFRED A..27%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
WILLOW Q(2).97%
HONEY P.....97%
MIA S.......83%
ZADIE L(2)..82%
CICERO C....70%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
ARIS A......01%
URIAH H.....13%
LYDIA D.....16%
BIJOU P(1)..17%
BIJOU P(2)..18%

Echo Ellerby

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
ECHO ELLERBY

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
TRUDY M.....94%
JOOOOOOOOOOO85%
WINIFRED A..85%
MAISY M.....83%
NICO F......83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
HARRYMAN....16%
XENIA D.....17%
CLAUDIA V(2)27%
CLAUDIA V(1)28%
GEMMA Z.....29%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
LASZLO P....95%
URIAH H.....85%
ARIS A......84%
LYDIA D.....83%
DESMOND S...71%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
FIONA M.....01%
WILLOW Q(2).14%
IAN F.......16%
ZADIE L(2)..18%
HONEY P.....26%

Freya Norris

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
FREYA NORRIS

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
TRUDY M.....84%
JUPITER Q...83%
ECHO E......83%
HOLLAND G...81%
NICO F......72%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
CLAUDIA V(1)16%
CLAUDIA V(2)16%
GEMMA Z.....17%
HOWDY P.....29%
MERLIN P....45%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
BIG BED.....99%
BIJOU P(2)..85%
BIJOU P(1)..83%
PATRICE T...82%
DESMOND S...82%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
RAMONA G....04%
FIONA M.....15%
ZADIE L(2)..15%
HONEY P.....16%
GIDEON R....16%

Gemma Zhao

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
GEMMA ZHAO

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
CLAUDIA V(1)97%
POCKET......96%
CLAUDIA V(2)95%
XENIA D.....84%
TONY T......57%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
POKEY D.....04%
TRUDY M.....16%
MAISY.......16%
WINIFRED A..16%
FREYA N.....17%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
FELICITY D..98%
RAMONA G....97%
ZADIE L(2)..83%
IAN F.......72%
TYBALT Z....70%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
LASZLO P...-01%
WYATT W.....04%
BIJOU P(1)..15%
URIAH H.....16%
BIJOU P(2)..16%

Gertrude McGilliguddy

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
TRUDY MCGILLIGUDDY

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
HOLLAND G...95%
ECHO E......94%
FREYA N.....83%
JOOOOOOOOOOO83%
MAISY.......83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
HARRYMAN....01%
GEMMA Z.....16%
XENIA D.....29%
KERMIE K....30%
CLAUDIA V(2)31%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
DESMOND S...95%
BIG BED.....84%
LYDIA D.....84%
ARIS A......83%
URIAH H.....80%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
WILLOW Q(2).05%
IAN F.......16%
FIONA M.....16%
HONEY P.....18%
FELICITY D..28%

Harrison Hartshorn

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
HARRYMAN

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
XENIA D.....96%
TONY T......95%
VAL H.......85%
CLAUDIA V(2)82%
CLAUDIA V(1)81%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
TRUDY M.....01%
WINIFRED A..01%
JOOOOOOOOOOO02%
IMOGEN R....13%
NICO F......15%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
FELICITY D..82%
RAMONA G....81%
IAN F.......80%
ZADIE L(2)..70%
ZADIE L(1)..68%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
LASZLO P....01%
ARIS A......14%
LYDIA D.....15%
URIAH H.....16%
DESMOND S...16%

Holland Graves

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
❤️Holland Graves❤️

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
TRUDY M.....95%
NICO F......82%
MAISY.......82%
JOOOOOOOOOOO82%
FREYA N.....81%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
XENIA D.....14%
HARRYMAN....17%
GEMMA Z.....25%
CLAUDIA V(1)28%
CLAUDIA V(2)30%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
LASZLO P....96%
URIAH H.....82%
ARIS A......80%
LYDIA D.....80%
BIJOU P(1)..69%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
FIONA M.....01%
IAN F.......14%
WILLOW Q(2).15%
ZADIE L(2)..17%
FELICITY D..27%

Howdy Stoppelbein

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
HOWDY PARTNER

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
CLAUDIA V(1)70%
NICO F......70%
CLAUDIA V(2)69%
JUPITER Q...57%
IMOGEN R....55%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
KERMIE C....03%
LIONEL L....15%
TONY T......16%
MERLIN P....16%
HARRYMAN....26%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
SKIP R......98%
PAX S.......98%
PRESLEY M(2)96%
VIOLA W.....96%
URIAH H.....83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
ZADIE L(1).-01%
PRESLEY M(1)03%
MIA S.......04%
CEDAR Q.....14%
HAWTHORNE Q.15%

Imogen Rainwater

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
IMOGEN RAINWATER

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
JOOOOOOOOOOO97%
WINIFRED A..96%
TRUDY M.....85%
POKEY D.....83%
HOLLAND G...82%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
XENIA D.....01%
HARRYMAN....13%
CLAUDIA V(2)15%
CLAUDIA V(1)16%
TONY T......27%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
ARIS A......98%
BIJOU P(1)..85%
BIJOU P(2)..85%
WYATT W.....84%
LASZLO P....83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
ZADIE L(2)..13%
IAN F.......15%
FELICITY D..15%
RAMONA G....17%
WILLOW Q(2).17%

Joshua Strauss

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
Joooooooooooooooooosh

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
NICO F......94%
IMOGEN R....91%
JUPITER Q...82%
ECHO E......82%
TRUDY M.....80%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
HARRYMAN....02%
XENIA D.....17%
GEMMA Z.....17%
CLAUDIA V(2)27%
HOWDY P.....28%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
URIAH H.....94%
LYDIA D.....94%
ARIS A......94%
DESMOND S...81%
BIJOU P(1)..80%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
FIONA M.....03%
WILLOW Q(2).03%
ZADIE L(2)..08%
HONEY P.....15%
CHANEL A....27%

Jupiter Quigley

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
Jupiter Aoife Soraya Quigley

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
POKEY D.....99%
JOOOOOOOOOOO86%
WINIFRED A..84%
MAISY.......84%
FREYA N.....83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
GEMMA Z.....18%
CLAUDIA V(2)27%
CLAUDIA V(1)30%
LIONEL L....42%
XENIA D.....44%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
WYATT W.....99%
SCARLETT H..98%
BIJOU P(1)..96%
BIJOU P(2)..96%
PATRICE T...95%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
HONEY P.....15%
FIONA M.....16%
RAMONA G....16%
ZADIE L(2)..17%
WINTER C....30%

Kermit Creekmore

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
KERMIE CREEKIE

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
XENIA D.....97%
TONY T......96%
CLAUDIA V(1)84%
CLAUDIA V(2)82%
VAL H.......80%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
HOWDY P.....03%
GEMMA Z.....30%
TRUDY M.....30%
WINIFRED A..30%
JOOOOOOOOOOO30%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
IAN F.......85%
TYBALT Z....85%
FELICITY D..84%
MIA S.......72%
PRESLEY M(1)72%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
LASZLO P....00%
ATLAS Q.....04%
ARMANI A....13%
URIAH H.....15%
CHANEL A....15%

Lionel Lovelace

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
Lionel Kumquat Lovelace

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
TONY T......83%
MERLIN P....71%
VAL H.......70%
CLAUDIA V(2)58%
XENIA D.....58%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
L.Q........-89%
HOWDY P.....02%
POKEY D.....29%
HARRYMAN....29%
WINIFRED A..42%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
GIDEON R....97%
TYBALT Z....96%
MARY GRACE..84%
EDDY W......83%
EDGAR W.....83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
ATLAS Q.....02%
SCARLETT H..03%
CICERO C....03%
ARMANI A....14%
SKIP R......15%

Maisy Morgenstern

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
MAISY

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
JUPITER Q...84%
ECHO E......84%
TRUDY M.....84%
HOLLAND G...82%
NICO F......72%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
GEMMA Z.....16%
HOWDY P.....29%
CLAUDIA V(1)29%
CLAUDIA V(2)29%
MERLIN P....44%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
BIG BED.....98%
BIJOU P(2)..84%
BIJOU P(1)..83%
DESMOND S...83%
PATRICE T...83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
RAMONA G....03%
GIDEON R....03%
WINTER C....15%
HONEY P.....15%
ADRIAN G....15%

Merlin Pletcher

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
MERLIN PLETCHER

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
VAL H.......82%
LIONEL L....71%
KERMIE C....58%
NICO F......58%
TONY T......57%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
HOWDY P.....03%
HARRYMAN....28%
CLAUDIA V(2)29%
CLAUDIA V(1)30%
POKEY D.....31%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
MARY GRACE..99%
EDDY W......98%
EDGAR W.....97%
WINTER C....96%
GIDEON R....71%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
PATRICE T...01%
VIOLA W.....01%
CICERO C....03%
ATLAS Q.....03%
SCARLETT H..05%

Nicholas Fortescue

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
NICO FORTESCUE!!!

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
JOOOOOOOOOOO98%
WINIFRED A..97%
POKEY D.....84%
ECHO E......83%
TRUDY M.....83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
XENIA D.....05%
HARRYMAN....15%
CLAUDIA V(1)16%
GEMMA Z.....30%
TONY T......30%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
ARIS A......97%
BIJOU P(2)..84%
BIJOU P(1)..83%
WYATT W.....83%
DESMOND S...82%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
FIONA M.....15%
RAMONA G....16%
ZADIE L(2)..16%
WILLOW Q(2).17%
FELICITY D..17%

Valkyrie Horvat

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
VAL HORVAT

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
HARRYMAN....85%
TONY T......83%
XENIA D.....83%
MERLIN P....82%
KERMIE C....81%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
HOWDY P.....27%
IMOGEN R....40%
GEMMA Z.....41%
TRUDY M.....41%
ECHO E......42%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
PRESLEY M(2)95%
ZADIE L(1)..95%
WILLOW Q(1).82%
CEDAR Q.....82%
MIA S.......82%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
SKIP R......13%
LASZLO P....13%
PAX S.......15%
URIAH H.....16%
CHANEL A....16%

Winifred Adler

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
WINIFRED ADLER

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
NICO F......97%
IMOGEN R....94%
ECHO E......84%
JUPITER Q...84%
TRUDY M.....82%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
HARRYMAN....01%
GEMMA Z.....16%
XENIA D.....17%
CLAUDIA V(2)27%
CLAUDIA V(1)28%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
URIAH H.....97%
LYDIA D.....97%
ARIS A......96%
DESMOND S...84%
BIJOU P(2)..82%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
FIONA M.....01%
WILLOW Q(2).02%
ZADIE L(2)..05%
HONEY P.....14%
ZADIE L(1)..28%

Xenia de Bourgh

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
XENIA DB

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
KERMIE C....97%
HARRYMAN....96%
CLAUDIA V(1)84%
GEMMA Z.....83%
VAL H.......83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
IMOGEN R....01%
NICO F......05%
HOLLAND G...14%
ECHO E......17%
WINIFRED A..17%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
MIA S.......98%
FELICITY D..85%
IAN F.......84%
RAMONA G....83%
WILLOW Q(2).83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
URIAH H.....03%
LYDIA D.....05%
DESMOND S...16%
ARIS A......17%
LASZLO P....27%

JUNIORS

Adrian Gildersleeves

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
ADRIAN GILDERSLEEVES

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
TYBALT Z....96%
EDDY W......84%
MARY GRACE..84%
EDGAR W.....83%
RAMONA G....81%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
WYATT W.....02%
VIOLA W.....13%
PRESLEY M(2)13%
PATRICE T...15%
PAX S.......16%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
GIDEON R....96%
TONY T......71%
WILLOW Q(1).70%
CEDAR Q.....69%
MERLIN P....69%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
CICERO C.....00%
SCARLETT H...03%
POKEY D......03%
MAISY........15%
BIJOU P(1)...27%

Aristotle Ahn

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
ARIS AHN

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
LYDIA D.....98%
URIAH H.....97%
WYATT W.....85%
DESMOND S...83%
LASZLO P....82%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
IAN F.......03%
RAMONA G....03%
FIONA M.....03%
FELICITY D..04%
ZADIE L(2)..15%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
JOOOOOOOOOOO99%
NICO F......98%
WINIFRED A..97%
IMOGEN R....97%
JUPITER Q...85%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
CLAUDIA V(2)01%
CLAUDIA V(1)03%
HARRYMAN....14%
WILLOW Q(2).16%
XENIA D.....17%

Armani Addams

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
ARIS AHN

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
PRESLEY M(2)84%
VIOLA W.....83%
LASZLO P....82%
PAX S.......80%
PATRICE T...71%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
TYBALT Z....01%
ZADIE L(1)..15%
PRESLEY M(1)15%
WYATT W.....27%
WINTER C....39%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
SKIP R......80%
HOLLAND G...72%
CICERO C....68%
ATLAS Q.....67%
HOWDY P.....66%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
KERMIE C....14%
TONY T......14%
MIA S.......14%
VAL H.......17%
GIDEON R....26%

Big Bed

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
BIG BED

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
WYATT W.....84%
PATRICE T...79%
LYDIA D.....69%
PRESLEY M(2)68%
ARIS AHN....67%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
FIONA M.....02%
HONEY P.....15%
ADRIAN G....15%
EDGAR W.....16%
WINTER C....17%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
FREYA N.....94%
MAISY.......93%
SCARLETT H..82%
POKEY D.....82%
BIJOU P(2)..82%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
GEMMA Z.....17%
WILLOW Q(1).27%
CEDAR Q.....28%
GIDEON R....29%
HAWTHORNE Q.30%

Chanel Addams

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
CHANEL SHELLEY ADDAMS

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
PRESLEY M(2)86%
VIOLA W.....84%
PAX S.......81%
LASZLO P....80%
PATRICE T...70%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
TYBALT Z....01%
ZADIE L(1)..17%
PRESLEY M(1)17%
WYATT W.....28%
ADRIAN G....40%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
SKIP R......83%
CICERO C....71%
ATLAS Q.....70%
HOLLAND G...70%
HOWDY P.....68%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
TONY T......14%
VAL H.......16%
KERMIE C....16%
MIA S.......16%
WILLOW Q(1).26%

Desmond Savage

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
Desmond Savage

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
LASZLO P....96%
URIAH H.....84%
LYDIA D.....82%
ARIS A......81%
TYBALT Z....70%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
FIONA M.....00%
IAN F.......16%
ZADIE L(2)..19%
HONEY P.....26%
ZADIE L(1)..26%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
TRUDY M.....83%
JOOOOOOOOOOO84%
WINIFRED A..84%
MAISY.......82%
NICO F......81%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
WILLOW Q(2).14%
XENIA D.....15%
HARRYMAN....15%
CLAUDIA V(2)26%
GEMMA Z.....27%

Edgar Waxweiler

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
EDDY WAXWEILER

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
WINTER C....96%
L.Q.........89%
TYBALT Z....85%
ADRIAN G....83%
FIONA M.....82%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
PRESLEY M(2)15%
PATRICE T...15%
VIOLA W.....15%
PAX S.......17%
BIG BED.....18%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
HAWTHORNE Q.98%
MERLIN P....97%
CEDAR Q.....96%
WILLOW Q....96%
GIDEON R....83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
CICERO C....02%
SCARLETT H..04%
POKEY D.....04%
MAISY.......16%
BIJOU P(1)..28%

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
EDGAR WAXWEILER

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
WINTER C....97%
TYBALT Z....84%
ADRIAN G....83%
FIONA M.....83%
MARY GRACE..71%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
PRESLEY M(2)13%
PATRICE T...13%
VIOLA W.....15%
BIG BED.....17%
PAX S.......18%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
HAWTHORNE Q.98%
MERLIN P....97%
CEDAR Q.....96%
WILLOW Q....96%
GIDEON R....85%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
CICERO C....02%
SCARLETT H..04%
POKEY D.....04%
MAISY.......16%
BIJOU P(1)..28%

Felicity Deverill

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
FELICITY DEVERILL

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
HONEY P.....94%
ZADIE L(2)..84%
IAN F.......71%
FIONA M.....69%
RAMONA G....69%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
ARIS A......04%
URIAH H.....17%
LYDIA D.....17%
LASZLO P....27%
PATRICE T...28%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
GEMMA Z.....97%
WILLOW Q(2).96%
KERMIE C....85%
MIA S.......85%
XENIA D.....85%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
IMOGEN R....17%
BIJOU P(1)..16%
NICO F......17%
FREYA N.....17%
HOLLAND G...27%

Fiona Moon

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
fiona moon

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
ZADIE L(2)..96%
WINTER C....84%
POCKET......84%
EDDY W......83%
IAN F.......83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
DESMOND S...01%
WYATT W.....03%
BIG BED.....03%
ARIS AHN....03%
PATRICE T...28%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
CLAUDIA V(1)71%
WILLOW Q(2).71%
GEMMA ZHAO..69%
CLAUDIA V(2)69%
GIDEON R....57%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
ECHO E......01%
WINIFRED A..01%
POKEY D.....02%
BIJOU P(2)..03%
HOLLAND G...14%

Honey Perez

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
HONEY PEREZ

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
RAMONA G....99%
FELICITY D..94%
ZADIE L(2)..82%
IAN F.......70%
FIONA M.....69%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
LASZLO P....00%
WYATT W.....02%
URIAH H.....13%
BIG BED.....16%
DESMOND S...27%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
CLAUDIA V(2)98%
XENIA D.....82%
WILLOW Q(2).71%
GEMMA Z.....69%
SKIP R......57%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
POKEY D.....01%
WINIFRED A..14%
MAISY.......15%
JUPITER Q...15%
JOOOOOOOOOOO16%

Ian Fitzpatrick

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
ian fitzpatrick (emphasis on the fit)

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
PRESLEY M(1)99%
ZADIE L(1)..94%
ZADIE L(2)..84%
FIONA M.....82%
FELICITY D..70%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
ARIS A......02%
LASZLO P....13%
URIAH H.....15%
DESMOND S...16%
LYDIA D.....17%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
MIA S.......85%
KERMIE C....85%
TONY T......83%
XENIA D.....83%
HARRYMAN....80%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
HOLLAND G...13%
IMOGEN R....13%
TRUDY M.....15%
ECHO E......15%
NICO F......16%

Laszlo Pataki

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
Laszlo Pataki

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
DESMOND S...96%
ARMANI A....82%
URIAH H.....82%
ARIS A......81%
LYDIA D.....80%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
HONEY P.....00%
IAN F.......14%
PRESLEY M(1)15%
ZADIE L(1)..16%
FELICITY D..27%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
HOLLAND G...96%
ECHO E......95%
JOOOOOOOOOOO82%
IMOGEN R....82%
WINIFRED A..81%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
GEMMA Z....-01%
KERMIE C....00%
MIA S.......01%
HARRYMAN....01%
WILLOW Q(2).02%

Lydia Dwyer

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
Lydia Dwyer

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
ARIS A......97%
WYATT W.....83%
DESMOND S...82%
LASZLO P....80%
BIG BED.....72%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
FIONA M.....15%
RAMONA G....16%
ZADIE L(2)..17%
FELICITY D..17%
IAN F.......18%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
JOOOOOOOOOOO98%
WINIFRED A..97%
POKEY D.....84%
BIJOU P(2)..84%
TRUDY M.....83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
XENIA D.....05%
HARRYMAN....14%
CLAUDIA V(2)16%
WILLOW Q(2).16%
CLAUDIA V(1)17%

Mary Grace O'Malley

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
MARY GRACE O'MALLEY

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
WINTER C....95%
TYBALT Z....83%
ADRIAN G....82%
FIONA M.....80%
EDDY W......70%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
WYATT W.....03%
PATRICE T...14%
VIOLA W.....14%
PRESLEY M(2)16%
PAX S.......17%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
MERLIN P....96%
HAWTHORNE Q.95%
WILLOW Q(1).94%
CEDAR Q.....93%
LIONEL L....82%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
CICERO C....02%
POKEY D.....05%
SCARLETT H..05%
MAISY.......16%
BIJOU P(1)..28%

Patrice Tang

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
PATRICE TANG

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
WYATT W.....95%
PRESLEY M(2)84%
BIG B.......83%
PAX S.......81%
ARMANI A....71%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
WINTER C....00%
TYBALT Z....01%
EDGAR W.....13%
MARY GRACE..15%
ADRIAN G....15%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
POKEY D.....96%
SCARLETT H..95%
JUPITER Q...95%
CICERO C....83%
MAISY.......82%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
GIDEON R....00%
MERLIN P....01%
WILLOW Q(1).01%
HAWTHORNE Q.01%
CEDAR Q.....03%

Pax Sweetapple

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
PAX SWEETAPPLE

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
VIOLA W.....96%
PATRICE T...81%
CHANEL A....81%
ARMANI A....80%
ARIS A......71%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
ZADIE L(1)..15%
ADRIAN G....16%
WINTER C....16%
PRESLEY M(1)17%
EDDY W......17%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
HOWDY P.....97%
ATLAS Q.....97%
CICERO C....96%
SCARLETT H..85%
JOOOOOOOOOOO72%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
TONY T......04%
VAL H.......15%
MIA S.......17%
KERMIE C....17%
GIDEON R....17%

Presley Mondragon

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
PRESLEY MONDRAGON (1)

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
IAN F.......95%
ZADIE L(1)..67%
ZADIE L(2)..59%
MARY GRACE..58%
EDDY W......56%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
LASZLO P....14%
ARMANI A....15%
URIAH H.....16%
PAX S.......16%
CHANEL A....17%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
VAL H.......91%
MIA S.......70%
KERMIE C....70%
TONY T......68%
XENIA D.....68%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
HOWDY P.....03%
ATLAS Q.....06%
SKIP R......18%
HOLLAND G...27%
GIDEON R....29%

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
PRESLEY MONDRAGON (2)

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
VIOLA W.....97%
CHANEL A....85%
PATRICE T...83%
ARMANI A....83%
WYATT W.....81%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
ADRIAN G....13%
EDGAR W.....13%
TYBALT Z....15%
WINTER C....15%
EDDY W......15%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
CICERO C....96%
ATLAS Q.....96%
HOWDY P.....94%
SCARLETT H..81%
POKEY D.....81%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
WILLOW Q(1).12%
TONY T......14%
GIDEON R....14%
CEDAR Q.....15%
MERLIN P....15%

Ramona Grimsditch

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
RAMONA GRIMSDITCH

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
HONEY P.....98%
POCKET......95%
ZADIE L(2)..82%
ADRIAN G....81%
IAN F.......70%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
ARIS A......03%
DESMOND S...27%
TYBALT Z....29%
PATRICE T...29%
WYATT W.....30%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
WILLOW Q(2).98%
GEMMA Z.....96%
XENIA D.....83%
HARRYMAN....81%
CICERO C....73%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
MAISY.......03%
FREYA N.....04%
BIJOU P(1)..04%
BIJOU P(2)..05%
JUPITER Q...16%

Tybalt Zettler

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
TYBALT ZETTLER

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
ADRIAN G....96%
EDDY W......85%
MARY GRACE..84%
EDGAR W.....83%
WINTER C....83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
ARMANI A....00%
PATRICE T...01%
CHANEL A....01%
VIOLA W.....01%
PRESLEY M(2)14%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
LIONEL L....96%
KERMIE C....85%
MIA S.......85%
TONY T......84%
HAWTHORNE Q.71%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
SKIP R......16%
BIJOU P(1)..28%
CLAUDIA V(2)28%
CICERO C....29%
FREYA N.....29%

Uriah Hatfield

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
URIAH HATFIELD

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
ARIS A......96%
DESMOND S...84%
LASZLO P....81%
LYDIA D.....69%
ARMANI A....69%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
ZADIE L(1)..12%
HONEY P.....13%
IAN F.......16%
PRESLEY M(1)16%
FELICITY D..17%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
JOOOOOOOOOOO98%
WINIFRED A..97%
ECHO E......85%
HOLLAD G....82%
ATLAS Q.....82%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
XENIA D.....03%
CLAUDIA V(2)13%
WILLOW Q(2).14%
CLAUDIA V(1)14%
KERMIE C....15%

Viola Warbeck

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
VIOLA WARBECK

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
PRESLEY M(2)98%
L.Q.........89%
CHANEL A....84%
WYATT W.....84%
ARMANI A....83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
TYBALT Z....02%
WINTER C....02%
ADRIAN G....13%
MARY GRACE..15%
EDGAR W.....15%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
CICERO C....98%
SKIP R......97%
ATLAS Q.....97%
HOWDY P.....95%
POKEY D.....83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
WILLOW Q(1)-01%
MERLIN P....01%
GIDEON R....03%
CEDAR Q.....03%
HAWTHORNE Q.03%

Winter Carmichael

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
WINTER CARMICHAEL

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
MARY GRACE..96%
EDGAR W.....96%
L.Q.........89%
FIONA M.....82%
ZADIE L(2)..82%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
PATRICE T..-01%
VIOLA W.....01%
PRESLEY M(2)14%
PAX S.......15%
BIG BED.....18%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
HAWTHORNE Q.96%
MERLIN P....95%
CEDAR Q.....94%
WILLOW Q(1).93%
GIDEON R....83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
MAISY.......14%
BIJOU P(1)..14%
BIJOU P(2)..15%
VAL H.......25%
FREYA N.....28%

Wyatt Webberley

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
Wyatt W.E. Webberley

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
PATRICE T...95%
BIG BED.....85%
ARIS AHN....84%
VIOLA W.....83%
LYDIA D.....83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
ADRIAN G....01%
HONEY P.....01%
FIONA MOON..02%
MARY GRACE..03%
ZADIE L(2)..03%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
JUPITER Q...98%
BIJOU P(1)..97%
BIJOU P(2)..96%
NICO F......83%
IMOGEN R....82%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
GEMMA Z.....03%
WILLOW Q(1).28%
MERLIN P....29%
CEDAR Q.....29%
HOWDY P.....29%

Zadie Lovelace

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
ZADIE ALTHEA LOVELACE

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
IAN F.......95%
PRESLEY M(1)70%
EDGAR W.....56%
WINTER C....56%
EDDY W......56%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
URIAH H.....12%
PAX S.......15%
ARMANI A....15%
LASZLO P....16%
CHANEL A....17%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
VAL H.......95%
MIA S.......69%
XENIA D.....69%
KERMIE C....68%
HARRYMAN....68%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
HOWDY P.....00%
ATLAS Q.....02%
SKIP R......16%
ECHO E......27%
GEMMA Z.....27%

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
ZADIE LOVELACE

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
FIONA M.....91%
IAN F.......80%
FELICITY D..80%
WINTER C....79%
RAMONA G....78%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
WYATT W.....03%
ARIS AHN....14%
DESMOND S...18%
BIG BED.....20%
LYDIA D.....28%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
CLAUDIA V(2)79%
GEMMA Z.....79%
WILLOW Q(2).79%
CLAUDIA V(1)78%
CEDAR Q.....67%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
POKEY D.....03%
WINIFRED A..04%
IMOGEN R....12%
FREYA N.....14%
BIJOU P(1)..14%

SOPHOMORES

Atlas Quigley

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
ATLAS "SQUID" QUIGLEY

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
SKIP R......99%
CICERO C....71%
BIJOU P(2)..58%
SCARLETT H..58%
GIDEON R....56%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
MIA S.......05%
WILLOW Q(1).15%
CEDAR Q.....16%
HAWTHORNE Q.18%
WILLOW Q(2).44%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
PRESLEY M(2)97%
PAX S.......96%
VIOLA W.....96%
URIAH H.....82%
PATRICE T...82%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
ZADIE L(1)..02%
KERMIE C....05%
PRESLEY M(1)06%
LIONEL L....16%
TONY T......16%

Bijou Pascal

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
BIJOU PASCAL (1)

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
SCARLETT H..95%
CICERO C....71%
SKIP R......56%
ATLAS Q.....56%
MIA S.......55%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
GIDEON R....16%
WILLOW Q(1).26%
CEDAR Q.....30%
HAWTHORNE Q.30%
WILLOW Q(2).31%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
WYATT W.....96%
JUPITER Q...96%
POKE D......96%
BIG BED.....84%
IMOGEN R....82%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
FIONA M.....03%
RAMONA G....04%
GEMMA Z.....15%
ZADIE L(2)..15%
WINTER C....15%

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
BIJOU PASCAL (1)

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
SCARLETT H..97%
CICERO C....72%
ATLAS Q.....58%
MIA S.......58%
SKIP R......57%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
GIDEON R....15%
WILLOW Q(1).27%
CEDAR Q.....30%
HAWTHORNE Q.30%
WILLOW Q(2).31%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
POKE D......96%
WYATT W.....96%
JUPITER Q...95%
BIG BED.....85%
FREYA N.....84%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
FIONA M.....03%
RAMONA G....05%
GEMMA Z.....16%
ZADIE L(2)..16%
WINTER C....16%

Cedar Quackenbush

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
CEDAR QUACKENBUSH

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
GIDEON R....70%
MIA S.......56%
BIJOU P(1)..30%
BIJOU P(2)..30%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
SCARLETT H..02%
ATLAS Q.....03%
CICERO C....03%
SKIP R......17%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
EDDY W......96%
EDGAR W.....96%
WINTER C....96%
MARY GRACE..95%
VAL H.......82%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
HOWDY P.....01%
VIOLA W.....03%
PATRICE T...03%
CHANEL A....15%
PRESLEY M(2)15%

Cicero Cook

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
CICERO COOK

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
SKIP R......98%
BIJOU P(2)..72%
BIJOU P(1)..71%
ATLAS Q.....71%
SCARLETT H..56%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
WILLOW Q(1)-01%
CEDAR Q.....03%
HAWTHORNE Q.04%
MIA S.......30%
GIDEON R....30%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
PRESLEY M(2)97%
VIOLA W.....97%
PAX S.......96%
PATRICE T...83%
RAMONA G....73%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
ADRIAN G....00%
EDGAR W.....02%
MARY GRACE..02%
EDDY W......03%
MERLIN P....03%

Gideon Rowe

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
GIDEON ROWE????

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
HAWTHORNE Q.70%
CEDAR Q.....69%
WILLOW Q(1).68%
WILLOW Q(2).57%
MIA S.......56%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
BIJOU P(2)..15%
BIJOU P(1)..16%
SCARLETT H..30%
CICERO C....30%
SKIP R......43%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
LIONEL L....96%
ADRIAN G....96%
EDGAR W.....85%
WINTER C....84%
EDDY W......83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
PATRICE T...00%
VIOLA W.....03%
MAISY.......03%
PRESLEY M(2)14%
FREYA N.....16%

Hawthorne Quackenbush

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
Hawthorne Trapper John Quackenbush

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
GIDEON R....70%
MIA S.......58%
BIJOU P(1)..30%
BIJOU P(2)..30%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
SCARLETT H..03%
CICERO C....04%
ATLAS Q.....04%
SKIP R......18%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
EDDY W......98%
EDGAR W.....98%
MARY GRACE..97%
WINTER C....97%
VAL H.......80%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
PATRICE T...01%
HOWDY P.....02%
VIOLA W.....03%
ARMANI A....14%
PRESLEY M(2)15%

Mia Samaniego

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
Mia Samaniego

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
POCKET......75%
HAWTHORNE Q.57%
BIJOU P(2)..57%
WILLOW Q(2).56%
GIDEON R....55%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
ATLAS Q.....04%
SKIP R......17%
CICERO C....29%
SCARLETT H..44%
BIJOU P(1)..54%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
XENIA D.....97%
TONY T......97%
IAN F.......85%
TYBALT Z....84%
FELICITY D..84%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
LASZLO P....00%
HOWDY P.....03%
ARMANI A....13%
URIAH H.....15%
CHANEL A....16%

Scarlett Hatfield

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
Scarlett Hatfield

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
BIJOU P(2)..97%
BIJOU P(1)..96%
SKIP R......85%
ATLAS Q.....58%
CICERO C....56%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
CEDAR Q.....02%
WILLOW Q(1).02%
HAWTHORNE Q.03%
WILLOW Q(2).29%
GIDEON R....30%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
JUPITER Q...98%
PATRICE T...95%
BIG B.......86%
PAX S.......85%
PRESLEY M(2)83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
ADRIAN G....03%
LIONEL L....03%
EDGAR W.....04%
EDDY W......04%
MERLIN P....05%

Skip Rider

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
SKIP RIDER

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
ATLAS Q.....99%
CICERO C....98%
SCARLETT H..84%
WILLOW Q(2).58%
BIJOU P(2)..58%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
MIA S.......18%
WILLOW Q(1).27%
CEDAR Q.....30%
HAWTHORNE Q.32%
GIDEON R....43%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
HOWDY P.....97%
VIOLA W.....96%
L.Q.........89%
CHANEL A....82%
PATRICE T...81%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
TONY T......02%
VAL H.......13%
ZADIE L(1)..16%
TYBALT Z....17%
KERMIE C....18%

Willow Quackenbush

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
WILLOW QUACKENBUSH (1)

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
POCKET......99%
GIDEON R....70%
MIA S.......57%
BIJOU P(2)..27%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
CICERO C...-01%
ATLAS Q.....01%
SCARLETT H..02%
SKIP R......14%
BIJOU P(1)..27%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
EDDY W......98%
MARY GRACE..98%
EDGAR W.....98%
WINTER C....96%
VAL H.......84%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
VIOLA W....-01%
PATRICE T...01%
HOWDY P.....02%
PRESLEY M(2)13%
CHANEL A....13%

COMPATOMATIC ALGORITHMIC ROMANCE DETERMINATOR match card for...
WILLOW QUACKENBUSH (2)

MOST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
SKIP R......58%
GIDEON R....57%
MIA S.......56%
CICERO C....45%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
SAME YEAR
SCARLETT H..29%
BIJOU P(2)..31%
BIJOU P(1)..31%
ATLAS Q.....44%

MOST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
RAMONA G....99%
CLAUDIA V(1)98%
CLAUDIA V(2)97%
FELICITY D..96%
XENIA D.....83%

LEAST COMPATIBLE,
OTHER YEARS
WINIFRED A..02%
LASZLO P....02%
JOOOOOOOOOOO03%
TRUDY M.....05%
URIAH H.....14%

Comments

REACTIONS

[numerologest]

REACTIONS: Willow

[pageantree]

"ADRIAN!!!!" Willow shouts, spotting him from many yards off. She has a determination that suggests she's been looking for him. "I NEED TO KNOW WHICH ONE OF THESE IS MY REAL CARD." Is he running? Either way, she's pursuing. "ADRIAAANNN!!!!"

REACTIONS: Kermie

[maledictorian]

Kermie quirks his head to the side like a dog and scratches his temple.

"Who is Claudia??"

REACTIONS: Armani outs his stupid self as a stalker

[teratophilia]

Armani looks like he's about to cry. "I didn't submit one of these!" he whines to his lunch group, as if he's already been accused of the heinous crime of cheating on someone who is not actually his boyfriend. He rifles through his belongings and pulls out a slip of paper filled front-to-back with different notes, calculations, and star chart sketches. There's a squared off portion that clearly displays both his and Laszlo's names and final chart calculations. "I calculated it myself and there's no way Laszlo scored only eighty two percent! Maybe our numerology is a little off, but our birth charts are perfectly compatible!"

REACTIONS: Adrian

[numerologest]

Adrian stares down at his card with a pinched expression, thoughtful and hard to read, but certainly some form of displeased. Then he glances up, taking in the rest of the cafeteria and the reactions. His eyes go wide. He cringes.

Is that sophomore yelling his name? Is she...coming at him?

Adrian stands and tries to discreetly move for the door.

REACTIONS: Tybalt

[princeofcat]

“Adrian!” Tybalt says out loud to no one upon opening his envelope, “You should’ve asked me years ago, why’d you have to go and wait for a computer.”
This is, in sum, just about as funny as he thought it’d be .

REACTIONS: Gemma

[sparkling_gem]

"I got Claudia TWICE!" Gemma exclaims. "It must be FATE!" She squints at the other name in her top three. "Is it even LEGAL to date NON-HUMANS?"

REACTIONS: Maisy

[dareyouto]

Maisy finds her results a little lackluster and disappointing. She's willing to try making out with Jupiter and Echo and Trudy for sure, but all her results are sub-90, except one.

"Who's BIG BED?" she asks in what might be considered by polite company to be a yell.

REACTIONS: Val

[sugarnspite]

"Who's Harry Man?" Val announces, clearly put off by her true love calculations. "Is this thing telling me to kiss bigfoot?"

REACTIONS: Cicero

[chirographic]

Well, that's that. Time to swallow his pride. Maybe it won't be so bad. Skip's a good friend, and Presley... is a moderately attractive sentient being. It could be worse. The lack of compatibility with everyone he'd imagined he was compatible with is a bit disheartening, if he's perfectly honest. Love is a cruel mistress.

"I'll have to let Aristotle know I need to explore my options with Presley and Skip first," Cicero says, as though he needs to turn down a promotion to work for a different company. This is just a strategic move.

REACTIONS: Eddy

[quidditched]

Eddy's face has been locked in grimace for about five minutes. That's not so strange, but the reason right now is obvious, as he flips between two cards. Apparently math doesn't make matters of the heart any less confusing. He's also not sure if he can ever go to Quodpot practice again.

But more importantly, "Who the fuck is L Q?"

REACTIONS: Nico

[nicofortescue]

Nico has no reaction because he doesn't open the letter that's delivered to him. Instead, he thanks the delivery owl, sets the letter aside, and continues eating and casually browsing a medical textbook. He didn't participate in this, so there's clearly been a mistake. No big deal. But not worth messing with, either.

REACTIONS: Atlas

[bigshoulders]

“Jupiter, Jesus Christ, now I’m gonna have to duel Cicero for Skip’s hand or whatever.”
He says on a long suffering sigh out. He knows who did this.

REACTIONS: Zadie

[zadielovelace]

Two cards. How can she have two cards? This is deeply unscientific.

Sitting in the library with the cards laid neatly side-by-side on the table in front of her, Zadie examines the results and twists some of her long hair anxiously around one finger. There's only one point of overlap between the two -- Winter Carmichael -- and she doesn't know the girl well enough to have much of an opinion about that and neither of the cards seem all that accurate anyway. Though that 16% compatibility with Laszlo has an unpleasant tinge of truth to it and her attention is repeatedly drawn to Presley's name.

She traces his name once thoughtfully with her finger, then sighs and murmurs to no one in particular, "What am I supposed to do with this...?" She finds herself wondering what Viola might make of this. But she doesn't feel particularly inclined to be brave just now.

REACTIONS: Winter

[damnnearkilledem]

Winter reads everything in the tiny envelope carefully, twice, with the sort of expression a ghost might wear. "Hm," she says. And then, again, a little more firmly, "Hm."

With one arched brow, she makes to wad it all up and toss it in the bin, but shuffles everything back into the envelope instead, condemning it to the bottom of her backpack.

REACTIONS: Felicity

[bratsquatch]

"Fiona and Ramona!" Felicity calls out, waving her card in the air. "We got 69!"

REACTIONS: Josh

[openbooks]

"Wow," Josh says as he stacks Ritz cheese crackers eight high and then attempts to shove them into his mouth like Shaggy eating a cartoon sandwich. "I must be pretty sexy."

REACTIONS: Presley

[infamously]

Presley made a point of not participating in Adrian's harebrained numerology project, but is totally unsurprised when he receives not one but two match cards. His friends are idiots. But the envelope delivery caught him in a fond mood, and he checks his percentages in between bites of his salad.

"Nice try to whoever wanted to seduce me with numbers," he declares, as he holds up his two cards for anyone to take. "But I already have a date."

OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CONCERNS!

[numerologest]

holy shit y'all

holy shit

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CONCERNS!

[numerologest]

A FEW THINGS:
- YOU CAN FIND THE RAW MATCHES HERE. All characters DID get a copy of their full compatibility list.
- If your character has some questions about this, you can feel free to ask Adrian in character. The short ooc answer to most questions is, YES, I DID MAKE THINGS OBSCURE ON PURPOSE.
- THANK YOU AGAIN MANX!!!!!!!!!

A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS FROM ALL THESE NUMBERS:
- Presley M(1) and Presley M(2) showing up on the best and worst matches for so many people
- Poor Willow Q(2) having abysmal compatibility with EVERYONE
- Poor Eddy being so high compatibility with the Quackenbushes
- Cicero having terrible compatibility with the Quackenbushes
- Basically every instance of 69%.
- A lot of the matches given the shitpost last night lmfao

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CONCERNS!

[crowhop]

Jenny holy shit

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CONCERNS!

[empiearr]

HOLY FUCK JENNY

thank you so much for your hard work bc this is A LOT

also i love that howdy has negative compatibility with zadie

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CONCERNS!

[notpoison]

I can't breathe, this is better than flower delivery

Skip and Presley better hide from Cicero, sorry Aristotle, the numbers have spoken

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CONCERNS!

[necrodanseuse]

Jenny this is
So good
Oh my god

I love so much about these I can’t
Even
Begin to express

Re: OOC - QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CONCERNS!

[numerologest]

Quackenbush curse Willow's cards were totally fucked but should be fixed now (BIG GRIMACE) feel free to reload the entry.