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You know? After all that mystery, kinda mad the bat thing didn’t even pass on its vampiric powers or whatever. Undead High School might’ve been fun.

But hey, welcome to the I Passed Out Midair club, Ramona!! Very exclusive, absolutely no benefits.

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THERE'S A CLUB????

There might be. You too???

I MEAN

OBVIOUSLY

How many times. You might actually be in charge.

How could I POSSIBLY have an accurate count for THAT????

Over five?

Who needs to know

For the official leaderboard

I'll get you the DOCUMENTATION but for FULL TRANSPARENCY I think Cheese Tree is actually 2 points ahead depending on how we're counting midair

Hmm. I see. Any time you’re above five feet and landing. Just falling off a broom doesn’t count, subtract those, anyone can do a fall. In-flight collisions certainly count

How do we feel about falling out of trees

I'll credit branch damage.

This is starting to get really complicated but also it's just good to finally have a way to QUANTIFY this

Listen, without accurate data it’s anarchy

Ok but how is accurate data gonna keep the anarchy at bay

Organization is anarchy’s natural enemy

Which usually I work in the opposite direction, but sometimes it has to be contained.

My head hurts.

Yikes. Still? A memorable induction.
Do you get out of class at least?

No, but I’m thinking about skipping my afternoons.

Delinquency is encouraged in this house.
Especially with a headache.

Very much not so in Thorntrail house. Especially with a headache.

But I'll go against the grain just this once.

You've earned it!

I'm sure we could dress a freshman up like you so you won't even get an absence

[...] Appreciate it. Thanks.

at least she managed to not hit the goalpost on the way down

I’ll give her grace points, sure. But that was memorable.

oh yeah i totally thought you were dead, had to go see you for myself afterwards

And just like that it was all worth it

shut up

was this all some elaborate seduction plan? see how many guys you could get running to your bedside? i saw at least four

You shut up.
If I was trying for that, I would’ve made sure I still had a face.

oh man you were so swollen, it was gross. not your best look fyi

I didn’t hear any complaining. I kept a picture if you ever miss it too bad.

i prefer your fave when it's more pointy and less like a grapefruit

If you could pass that on to your Beaters. For next game.

i'll ask em real nice to leave you alone so you stay hot for me

Same. But I’ll come see you anyway if they don’t listen

everyone should learn to respect what we've got going on and that bludgers just aren't part of it

Least we were literally both named for feuds and-or making out between them.

Vampiric?

I heard that's what they were.

bity?

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