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[princeofcat]

You know? After all that mystery, kinda mad the bat thing didn’t even pass on its vampiric powers or whatever. Undead High School might’ve been fun.

But hey, welcome to the I Passed Out Midair club, Ramona!! Very exclusive, absolutely no benefits.

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[circuitree]

THERE'S A CLUB????

[princeofcat]

There might be. You too???

[circuitree]

I MEAN

OBVIOUSLY

[princeofcat]

How many times. You might actually be in charge.

[circuitree]

How could I POSSIBLY have an accurate count for THAT????

[princeofcat]

Over five?

[circuitree]

Who needs to know

[princeofcat]

For the official leaderboard

[circuitree]

I'll get you the DOCUMENTATION but for FULL TRANSPARENCY I think Cheese Tree is actually 2 points ahead depending on how we're counting midair

[princeofcat]

Hmm. I see. Any time you’re above five feet and landing. Just falling off a broom doesn’t count, subtract those, anyone can do a fall. In-flight collisions certainly count

[circuitree]

How do we feel about falling out of trees

[princeofcat]

I'll credit branch damage.

[circuitree]

This is starting to get really complicated but also it's just good to finally have a way to QUANTIFY this

[princeofcat]

Listen, without accurate data it’s anarchy

[circuitree]

Ok but how is accurate data gonna keep the anarchy at bay

[princeofcat]

Organization is anarchy’s natural enemy

Which usually I work in the opposite direction, but sometimes it has to be contained.