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I miss TOTINO'S Pizza Rolls (brought to you by TOTINO'S) Tuesday already

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shoot I LOVE pizza rolls

The perfect food

you know your right its a little pocket with everything good in it

Time for a Thotinos petition

i'm ready this is my true calling

Hey, mine too. Time to find some pizza pants.

pin the pizza on the ass yes or no

Of course yes. White shorts dress code.

Got my Halloween costume figured out early this year thanks

Must insist on making it a group costume
Because what good is just one pizza roll anyway

Oh we need at least a handful

Could probably make them yourself in like twenty minutes, you know.

It's not the same and you know it

Cause they're not brought to you by TOTINO'S?

Cause they're not all you can eat zero effort already ready

Priorities. [...] I'd rather have all you can eat zero effort already ready cupcakes, though.

Ok you're wrong but what kind

I'm very right. Do I have to pick one kind? Cupcakes are way more versatile than pizza rolls.

Yeah you do
And it's funfetti

Edited 2020-04-16 03:31 (UTC)

Hey. You don't get to dictate my cupcake stash.

What would you pick though

[...] Strawberry lemonade. You get sweet and citrus. Plus, they're usually really cute.

What about me

What would I pick.

Funfetti, apparently.

Not very on-brand, but I respect the honesty.

Aw I wanted you to scramble and try to figure out my real choice :(

This feels like a trap. Now I definitely think it's funfetti.

[...]

But if it's not, give me a hint.

No I'm sooo basic apparently

You're the one who said it was off brand

It's not like I said you like bran muffins.

You disagree?

Those aren't even cupcakes

You have to explain why first

They're wannabes.

Because it's just sweeter, superficially cheerful vanilla? And vanilla's not your favorite ice cream, so why would it be your favorite cupcake?

Poseurs

Idk something something blah blah can we like truly see ourselves lol

Cop-out.

Omg I'm SPARING you

Don't.

Now I'm gonna beat you up

You're gonna try.

Bold words from someone I almost killed midair

Bold words for someone that won't have a Bludger this time around.

I am the Bludger

[......] Okay. I have to give you that one. That's a cool line.

But don't get cocky.

Someone better knock me down a few pegs

Maybe just one.

Good luck

Ever try a real pepperoni roll?

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