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[gasgiant]

what's an iron horse isn't that a bon jovi song

[THORNTRAIL QUIDDITCH]
lotta weird shit happening but that's not gonna stop practice
we gotta win on sunday it's grimy's bday

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[tristfully]

Please don’t tell me we have a Bon Jovi Snakes For Arms man now.

[gasgiant]

nah i think that dude's still into bob dylan

mothman jr (mothboy?) wrote me a letter saying i should go find an iron horse's cart

[tristfully]

Oh, a train car.

[....]

Did he say why?

[gasgiant]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[...] there's deffo one of those in thorntrail's woods somewhere

prince mothman II said "you seek the one who fled — not from danger, but from guilt"
but i'm like [...] what's mr lukashenko got to do with any of this

[tristfully]

Isn’t there something living in that train car? And it likes sweets?

This is sounding more and more like Lukashenko, after all. We were looking for him but that was awhile back.

If Lepidopterites have the Sight and can see the future, don’t you think they would know what a train car is? Anyway...

[teratophilia]

oh i thought

oh! he wrote me one too!

[bratsquatch]

me three!!!

[teratophilia]

[teratophilia]

ohh wow!! we should all team up c:

[arisahn]

oh hey, me too four!!

[gasgiant]

mass moth mailing?? sick

[nublada]

I'm betting on a vineyard.

[ThornQuid]
If we don't win can we reschedule the birthday for a more auspicious day?

[gasgiant]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i mean i guess vineyards probably have carts and paths

[THORNQUID]
if we don't win you all have to do exactly what she says for 3 days

[nublada]

How else do you navigate hayrides??

[ThornQuid]
Can I negotiate it down to sixty hours?

[gasgiant]

machete

[THORNQUID]
hmmm what are you offering

[nublada]

Piggyback rides through the hay with a machete? For you and the rider or just for one?

[ThornQuid]
I have access to a lot of kale.

[themurderbird]

What?

[gasgiant]

oh viola got it iron horse is deffo like a poetic sobriquet for a train
gotta go find the train car in the woods
and take kale
bc a lepidopterite prince thinks we need mr lukashenko to come back or something i haven't figured that part out yet

[themurderbird]

Are you high?

[gasgiant]

nah not w/in 48 hrs of a game

bigfoot's son mothman jr sent me and a few others a letter
told us to go find the thing that's livin in the old train car out in the woods

[themurderbird]

I'm coming.

[bigshoulders]

I hope there’s no metaphor here and you’re all wrong and there’s just a big ol rusty woods horse

[gasgiant]

idk finding a rusty woods horse is still pretty cool

[bigshoulders]

Way cooler, even.

[gasgiant]

[...]

anything BESIDES a rusty woods horse doesn't stand a chance against me