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what's an iron horse isn't that a bon jovi song

[THORNTRAIL QUIDDITCH]
lotta weird shit happening but that's not gonna stop practice
we gotta win on sunday it's grimy's bday

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How else do you navigate hayrides??

[ThornQuid]
Can I negotiate it down to sixty hours?

machete

[THORNQUID]
hmmm what are you offering

Piggyback rides through the hay with a machete? For you and the rider or just for one?

[ThornQuid]
I have access to a lot of kale.

2 machetes is the V I P package i'm thinking otherwise you have to share

[THORNQUID]
well shit okay 60 hrs it is
you wanna come find a train in the woods

As long as you understand this isn't a date, even if the kale is terribly romantic.

Edited (i'm mad at random icon but i still keep using it like an idiot) 2020-05-02 01:37 (UTC)

babe it ain't a date til it's D A N G E R O U S and this is just a friendly jaunt thru the trees

What if we wind up needing a machete? And there's not enough for everyone so some of us have to share?

you can climb on any old open shoulders but you know mine are always available A N D they come with a height advantage

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