By the end of the game, they suffer from an elbow to the stomach courtesy of YEEHAW
A Mecha Grindylow hones in on them and gives chase, but it seems they are evenly matched. Cowpoke manages to stay just out of reach until Mecha Grindylow switches targets again. Phew!
NAME: YEEHAW TEAM & LVL: #1 & lvl 3 SPEED: 7. She is a mermaid. AGGRESSION: 2. She is a toddler. DEFENSE: 0. About to learn some valuable life lessons. ANYTHING ELSE?: Ready to bite anyone and everyone.
Yeehaw scores 8 points for their team. A Mecha Grindylow hones in on them and spins around their head to try to confuse them. They end up dropping the ball and it's picked up by Claudia, who scores 1 goal for their team. Just like stealing candy from a baby.
By the end of the game, they suffer from no injuries!
NAME: Kermie TEAM & LVL: 1s all the way down baby, #1 & Lvl 1 SPEED: 2 AGGRESSION: 1 DEFENSE: 4 ANYTHING ELSE?: Even 7 points feels excessive for the boy. He's just here to have a good time. Tries to hug a grindylow.
NAME: Claudia TEAM & LVL: #2 & Lvl 3 SPEED: 2. AGGRESSION: 4. Claudia lives to die. DEFENSE: 3. ANYTHING ELSE?: She doesn't swim that much and is always surprised that she's not instantly great at it every time she tries. 100% ready to throw down. Want her to bite a toddler? She'll bite a toddler.
NAME: Eddy Waxweiler TEAM & LVL: 2 / 3 SPEED: 1 AGGRESSION: 2 DEFENSE: 6 ANYTHING ELSE?: Much more of a fly boy than a swim boy. Naturally gravitates towards interference and goal protecting. Not afraid to throw some elbows or take a ball to the face.
By the end of the game, they suffer from an elbow to the stomach courtesy of Val.
A Mecha Grindylow hones in on them and goes in for the attack. It's no match for Eddy, though, who blocks it and then tries to counter with a punch. It's a little too quick for him, though, and the Mecha Grindylow dodges out of the way and zips off to safety.
NAME: Wyatt Webberley TEAM & LVL: #2, Level 3 SPEED: 2 AGGRESSION: 6 DEFENSE: 1 ANYTHING ELSE?: Really likely to be a fighty betta boy, but respects the guppy badge.
Things seem to be going well and they suffer from no injuries!
A Mecha Grindylow hones in on them and goes in for the attack. It rams itself into hard his gut before he has time to react. Wyatt drops the ball and loses it to Howdy who scores 1 point for their team.
Wyatt wasn't fast enough to regain the ball but he does manages to grab the Grindylow by the tentacles before it can escape. He takes a swing at it and wrecks its shit. The Grindylow is scrap metal now. Thanks to Wyatt, there are now only three Grindylows left in play.
Edited (wyatt rolled a nat 20 against the grindylow's nat 1 crit fail) 2020-05-09 21:06 (UTC)
NAME: Tyb Zyb TEAM & LVL: #1 and Level 3 SPEED: 4 AGGRESSION: 3 DEFENSE: 2 ANYTHING ELSE?: He's not quite fast in the water as he is in the air, but he's still more wriggly and squirmy than anything else. He never really looks for fights, but as in life, they tend to find him anyway, and he's more than happy to oblige.
NAME: Felicity Deverill TEAM & LVL: Team 2, Level 3 SPEED: 3 AGGRESSION: 5 DEFENSE: 1 ANYTHING ELSE?: Really testing out the adage "the best defense is a good offense."
NAME: Lydia Dwyer TEAM & LVL: #2 & Lvl 3 SPEED: 3 AGGRESSION: 4 DEFENSE: 2 ANYTHING ELSE?: Look, it's her life mission to nearly kill Tybalt. (Also, every person I work with has decided that these are the days where they make me explain how the apps we've supposedly been using for three months work.)
TEAM STATS & ROLLS
BASS PRO SHOP: Howdy Stoppelbein
TEAM & LVL: #1 & Lvl 5
SPEED: 5
AGGRESSION: 5
DEFENSE: 1
ANYTHING ELSE?: Here to bully.
BASS PRO SHOP: Howdy Stoppelbein RESULTS
By the end of the game, they suffer from no injuries!
#AWOOARMY: Cowpoke Stoppelbein
TEAM & LVL: #2 & Lvl 5
SPEED: 5
AGGRESSION: 5
DEFENSE: 1
ANYTHING ELSE?: Also here to bully.
#AWOOARMY: Cowpoke Stoppelbein RESULTS
By the end of the game, they suffer from an elbow to the stomach courtesy of YEEHAW
A Mecha Grindylow hones in on them and gives chase, but it seems they are evenly matched. Cowpoke manages to stay just out of reach until Mecha Grindylow switches targets again. Phew!
BASS PRO SHOP: yeEEEEEHAWWW
TEAM & LVL: #1 & lvl 3
SPEED: 7. She is a mermaid.
AGGRESSION: 2. She is a toddler.
DEFENSE: 0. About to learn some valuable life lessons.
ANYTHING ELSE?: Ready to bite anyone and everyone.
BASS PRO SHOP: yeEEEEEHAWWW
By the end of the game, they suffer from no injuries!
BASS PRO SHOP: Kermie
TEAM & LVL: 1s all the way down baby, #1 & Lvl 1
SPEED: 2
AGGRESSION: 1
DEFENSE: 4
ANYTHING ELSE?: Even 7 points feels excessive for the boy. He's just here to have a good time. Tries to hug a grindylow.
BASS PRO SHOP: Kermie
By the end of the game, they suffer from getting their leg tangled in some pond weed. Gross! Their teammate Tybalt helps set them free.
#AWOOARMY: Claudia
TEAM & LVL: #2 & Lvl 3
SPEED: 2.
AGGRESSION: 4. Claudia lives to die.
DEFENSE: 3.
ANYTHING ELSE?: She doesn't swim that much and is always surprised that she's not instantly great at it every time she tries. 100% ready to throw down. Want her to bite a toddler? She'll bite a toddler.
#AWOOARMY: Claudia
By the end of the game, they suffer from no injuries!
BASS PRO SHOP: Kirby
TEAM & LVL: #1 & 1
SPEED: 3
AGGRESSION: 0
DEFENSE: 4
ANYTHING ELSE?:
BASS PRO SHOP: Kirby
By the end of the game, they suffer from a leg cramp.
#AWOOARMY: Eddy
TEAM & LVL: 2 / 3
SPEED: 1
AGGRESSION: 2
DEFENSE: 6
ANYTHING ELSE?: Much more of a fly boy than a swim boy. Naturally gravitates towards interference and goal protecting. Not afraid to throw some elbows or take a ball to the face.
#AWOOARMY: Eddy
By the end of the game, they suffer from an elbow to the stomach courtesy of Val.
A Mecha Grindylow hones in on them and goes in for the attack. It's no match for Eddy, though, who blocks it and then tries to counter with a punch. It's a little too quick for him, though, and the Mecha Grindylow dodges out of the way and zips off to safety.
BASS PRO SHOP: Joop
TEAM & LVL: #1 & 3
SPEED: 4
AGGRESSION: 3
DEFENSE: 2
ANYTHING ELSE?: Sploosh
BASS PRO SHOP: Joop
By the end of the game, they suffer from water stopping up their ear.
#AWOOARMY: Wyatt Webberley
TEAM & LVL: #2, Level 3
SPEED: 2
AGGRESSION: 6
DEFENSE: 1
ANYTHING ELSE?: Really likely to be a fighty betta boy, but respects the guppy badge.
#AWOOARMY: Wyatt Webberley
Things seem to be going well and they suffer from no injuries!
A Mecha Grindylow hones in on them and goes in for the attack. It rams itself into hard his gut before he has time to react. Wyatt drops the ball and loses it to Howdy who scores 1 point for their team.
Wyatt wasn't fast enough to regain the ball but he does manages to grab the Grindylow by the tentacles before it can escape. He takes a swing at it and wrecks its shit. The Grindylow is scrap metal now. Thanks to Wyatt, there are now only three Grindylows left in play.
#AWOOARMY: Adrian Gildersleeves
TEAM & LVL: #2, lvl 3
SPEED: 3
AGGRESSION: 2
DEFENSE: 4
ANYTHING ELSE?: He's definitely a defensive lineman at heart
#AWOOARMY: Adrian Gildersleeves
By the end of the game, they suffer from some spicy face-to-ball action courtesy of Mia.
BASS PRO SHOP: Tybalt Zettler
TEAM & LVL: #1 and Level 3
SPEED: 4
AGGRESSION: 3
DEFENSE: 2
ANYTHING ELSE?: He's not quite fast in the water as he is in the air, but he's still more wriggly and squirmy than anything else. He never really looks for fights, but as in life, they tend to find him anyway, and he's more than happy to oblige.
BASS PRO SHOP: Tybalt Zettler
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BASS PRO SHOP: Imogen Rainwater
TEAM & LVL: 1 & 3
SPEED: 3.
AGGRESSION: 6.
DEFENSE: 0.
ANYTHING ELSE?: ♥ chaos reigns!!
BASS PRO SHOP: Imogen Rainwater
#AWOOARMY: Felicity
TEAM & LVL: Team 2, Level 3
SPEED: 3
AGGRESSION: 5
DEFENSE: 1
ANYTHING ELSE?: Really testing out the adage "the best defense is a good offense."
#AWOOARMY: Felicity
Re: TEAM STATS & ROLLS
TEAM & LVL: #2 & Lvl 3
SPEED: 3
AGGRESSION: 4
DEFENSE: 2
ANYTHING ELSE?: Look, it's her life mission to nearly kill Tybalt. (Also, every person I work with has decided that these are the days where they make me explain how the apps we've supposedly been using for three months work.)
#AWOOARMY: Lydia
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