doing great !!

[princeofcat]

i know you all planned to make tomorrow’s party about me, but I’m here to ask you to please consider sparing the trouble and give Claudia her due praise instead. She needs it more . And more gifts, because she just turned ancient, which I’m sure requires much more emotional support.

[wards very erased very quickly! Never mind]
Deeplurk Jr Boys]
So funny story.

[...]

[Lydia]
So. Funny story.

Comments

[princeofcat]

I swear on everything I’ve ever even liked I would never use it for good.

[damnnearkilledem]

And you would've gotten so much use out of it, too, I'm sure.

[princeofcat]

Now I’ve just gotta get enough power to thwart her without the sacrifice. Maybe you’ve just given me an origin story

[damnnearkilledem]

Oooo, I'd be honored if you could mention me in the acknowledgments section of your criminal memoirs.

[princeofcat]

You kidding, if this is the spark, you’ll get a whole chapter.