doing great !!

[princeofcat]

i know you all planned to make tomorrow’s party about me, but I’m here to ask you to please consider sparing the trouble and give Claudia her due praise instead. She needs it more . And more gifts, because she just turned ancient, which I’m sure requires much more emotional support.

[wards very erased very quickly! Never mind]
Deeplurk Jr Boys]
So funny story.

[...]

[Lydia]
So. Funny story.

Comments

[filigreed]

Don't hush me.

You-anatomy. And, well, if she hates science. Can't give her something she hates.

[princeofcat]

It’d be positively rude. I guess I’ll have to keep just one.

[filigreed]

I guess I can change the gift tag back again. Maybe.

[princeofcat]

Maybe?
I’m never trying out generosity again, I hate it.

[filigreed]

There's only so much space on the tag, Sarge.

[princeofcat]

So write teeny tiny, I'll be able to see.

[Lydia]
[...]You have to say yes because it's my birthday but I'll pose this as a question: wanna skirt curfew? We can go to the diner or something.

[filigreed]

Or I'll just give you Claudia's present.

[Tybalt]

Of course I do. You're contractually obligated to let me buy you food.

[princeofcat]

You know what, I like that better. Illusion of illegality.

[Lydia]
Unless somehow we could get it for free.
Flirt with Malstrom kids.
Rat and dash.
Endless possibilities.

[filigreed]

Poor girl's been giftnapped.

[Tybalt]

Gonna flirt a whole meal out of some Malstrom kids now? Again: We need more collective boobs for that.

Tybalt/Lydia

[princeofcat]

I think you're overestimating boobs, here. I've never once needed them in my life.

Tybalt/Lydia

[filigreed]

Guess you've got all those pretty curls to make up for them.