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[infamously]

This is precisely why none of you can be trusted with parties. You let people marinate in unreality and ill-advised hormones for an evening, and all of a sudden even the freshmen are brawling over who gets a boyfriend. I've reported them, and I will certainly report you too if I see anyone get too pugnacious over prom dates. Some dignity, please.

As to whoever this Raymond is... know that I don't blame you. I, of all people, can empathize when it comes to having classmates inexplicably lose their minds over your attention. Also, to those classmates I say: I saw you take photos. Destroy them now.

[Mary Grace]

Enjoy yourself on Friday? Do not confuse this for concern.

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[shoulderdevil]

Darn those rowdy freshmen! But weren't you at that party too?

Are you doing alright, champ?

[infamously]

Yes, and I think we can all agree that it was a mistake.

Did you laugh?

[shoulderdevil]

What some of our stupid classmates did was a mistake. I just hung out in a puppy and kitten room with Des. Sounds pretty mistake-less to me. What did you get up to?

Only a little, but then I got worried about your pretty face.

[infamously]

I did the usual What did the ever-present "studio audience" think about puppies and kittens?

Bruises are easily tended to, but a picture is forever. I would prefer that records of my face remain pretty.

[shoulderdevil]

They weren't really much of a fixture, there. Or at least they weren't bugging us, I guess. Should've come hung out with the cool kids instead.

But bruises are rugged. I'll go trash some pictures for you if you want, though.

[crowhop]

To those classmates I would also like to say: save me copies for when I get a phone again I'm willing to pay a truly mediocre amount.

[Presley]
I would never dream of making that mistake.

[...] Started out not so bad. Kinda regretted dropping DADA by the end a little bit.

[infamously]

If it ends up in the yearbook, I will know who to blame.

[Mary Grace]
Mary Grace O'Malley found a problem that fists couldn't solve?

[crowhop]

I want your children to be able to look in these pages and know you were a hero, Pres.

[Presley]
Or Mary Grace O'Malley didn't wanna show up the party bug's brother by saving his life too easily.

[infamously]

Nothing says heroism like spaghetti sauce and a black eye inflicted by someone a foot shorter than me.

[Mary Grace]
Because caring about male dignity is something you're known for. Are you sure you're [...] So. Business as usual at Peckenpaugh, then.

[crowhop]

Sacrificing your dignity for the greater good. How'd they even reach that high anyhow? Need some help learning how to dodge a punch?

[Presley]
[...] It's a little different. Usually everyone comes home with all their extremities At least I was wearing pants this time.

Starting to wonder if it was a mistake to build a magic school on haunted ground or what the fuck ever.

[infamously]

What, are you offering to take a swing at me? No thank you.

[Mary Grace]
And you came out in one piece. [...] Presumably.

I think we've known for awhile now that enrolling at this school was a mistake. And what of it? Are you going to leave?

[crowhop]

Ohhh good thinking. It'll be more effective if you don't know it's coming.

[Presley]
I don't feel so whole without my phone. And not just because my WizPulitzer is on that shit.

Before student council elections? Not a fucking chance, VP's got my name written all over it. [...] Not like some man-shaped pile of weeds can scare us off. By this time next year we'll all be fighting over which one of us gets to take the weeds to prom.

[necrodanseuse]

Hmm. I wonder what they were planning to dress Raymond up in, for prom.

[infamously]

Is he a Thorntrail? I would hope that this poor kid isn't going with someone who would dictate his wardrobe.

[necrodanseuse]

Oh, no. I'd know if someone that high demand was close by.

He wasn't even there, to defend his own honor?

[infamously]

Still hunting for a prom date/victim, are you?

No, and he should be grateful for that fact. One of them started screaming about how Raymond should be "put into boxes"? It all sounded rather violent.

[necrodanseuse]

Hunting implies there's someone worth catching. Even Raymond seems overrated.

[infamously]

Really? No one's caught your eye at all?

[necrodanseuse]

Maybe there's traps out. We'll see who falls in.

[teratophilia]

probably that maid dress everyone is going nuts for

[necrodanseuse]

Which is cute and all, but please Raymond's not your toy!

[damnnearkilledem]

I've heard Raymond is all business, anyway. Too busy for romantic spats.

[necrodanseuse]

And so smug.

[damnnearkilledem]

I've got my fill of smug, personally. It's a shame. I do like his glasses.

[necrodanseuse]

Pretty eyes. But I think he knows it.

[damnnearkilledem]

I much prefer someone covered head to toe in bandages, if I'm being honest.

[necrodanseuse]

Oh that'd be a lucky find.

[infamously]

At least someone in the freshmen class has sense. Truly, being serious-minded at a young age is like catnip to the teenage libertines in this school.

[damnnearkilledem]

And Raymond has an excess of catnip, I bet.

[bratsquatch]

can i be "pugnacious" about prom dates if i also promise to be VERY dignified?

[infamously]

Who are you planning on beating up?

[bratsquatch]

hopefully it won't come to that this year

[opsia]

pugn the fuck's th

feel like this is why it don't pay to be popular.