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Miss Moneypresley ([personal profile] infamously) wrote in [community profile] peckenpaugh2020-05-17 08:48 pm

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This is precisely why none of you can be trusted with parties. You let people marinate in unreality and ill-advised hormones for an evening, and all of a sudden even the freshmen are brawling over who gets a boyfriend. I've reported them, and I will certainly report you too if I see anyone get too pugnacious over prom dates. Some dignity, please.

As to whoever this Raymond is... know that I don't blame you. I, of all people, can empathize when it comes to having classmates inexplicably lose their minds over your attention. Also, to those classmates I say: I saw you take photos. Destroy them now.

[Mary Grace]
Enjoy yourself on Friday? Do not confuse this for concern.
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[personal profile] crowhop 2020-05-18 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
To those classmates I would also like to say: save me copies for when I get a phone again I'm willing to pay a truly mediocre amount.

[Presley]
I would never dream of making that mistake.

[...] Started out not so bad. Kinda regretted dropping DADA by the end a little bit.
crowhop: ((+) come and get 'er)

[personal profile] crowhop 2020-05-18 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
I want your children to be able to look in these pages and know you were a hero, Pres.

[Presley]
Or Mary Grace O'Malley didn't wanna show up the party bug's brother by saving his life too easily.
crowhop: ((/) god so smug)

[personal profile] crowhop 2020-05-18 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Sacrificing your dignity for the greater good. How'd they even reach that high anyhow? Need some help learning how to dodge a punch?

[Presley]
[...] It's a little different. Usually everyone comes home with all their extremities At least I was wearing pants this time.

Starting to wonder if it was a mistake to build a magic school on haunted ground or what the fuck ever.
crowhop: ((/) patron saint of patronizing)

[personal profile] crowhop 2020-05-18 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhh good thinking. It'll be more effective if you don't know it's coming.

[Presley]
I don't feel so whole without my phone. And not just because my WizPulitzer is on that shit.

Before student council elections? Not a fucking chance, VP's got my name written all over it. [...] Not like some man-shaped pile of weeds can scare us off. By this time next year we'll all be fighting over which one of us gets to take the weeds to prom.