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[arisahn]

hey! can anyone lend me $1.50? it's important. but i don't have any muggle money.

[...]

and is it true that people can track you through venmo??

[......]

[Juniors]

and is anyone good at heists??? i need advice.

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i'm asking a lot of you guys today, huh. sorry!! i'll make it up if you want!

Comments

[teratophilia]

oh i'm a muggle! i have muggle money!

i think cell phones are tracking devices? so technically yes???

[Juniors]

ooo what are you trying to STEAL

[arisahn]

oh man i'd owe you one! can you help me out?

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seriously??

[Juniors]

idk if i should say. i don't want to make you an accessory!

[teratophilia]

yes! it's my time to shine!!

oh, yeah. they can intercept phone conversations too. and access the camera on your phone.

[Juniors]

ohhh okay. i don't know if i'm very good at CRIME crimes, i only have experience in unlawful entry. one time i tried to help break eddy out of detention, though, but we got busted.

[arisahn]

!♥! aren't you always shining? it's for mr. b's eye btw. the muscheron sold it at spellunking. if you want to come with!

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ok but who's they anyway??

[Juniors]

i mean. it's the thought that counts!!

[teratophilia]

sometimes i'm a shimmer~ but, yes, i DO want to come with! can i hold his eyeball before you return it? please?

they is, like... the government and hackers. also sometimes apps ask for your location and you're like "yeah yeah sure whatever" and hit yes just to make it hush.

[Junior]

just let me know if you ever need a place to be unlawfully entered! i'm very good at it now!

[arisahn]

def! [...] why??

huh. i wonder how they decide who to focus on. i mean, they can't be watching everyone all the time!

[Juniors]

will do! [...] we've got a lot of experts. maybe we should do more heists as a class.

[teratophilia]

because it's an eyeball?? it's cool !!

probably people they have something to gain from? like... criminals or really rich people? i don't think they're interested in kids like us, maybe.

[Juniors]

like group bonding?? i could use more heist practice... i've been kind of busy practicing my escape and evasion skills though.

Juniors

[princeofcat]

I don't have $1.50 but I do have two separate heisty physiques. What're we lifting.

Juniors

[arisahn]

really?? you're like a pro!

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are you sure you want to know?

Juniors

[princeofcat]

If Quidditch doesn't work my one remaining skill is theft.
I'll be sworn to secrecy forever, promise.

Juniors

[arisahn]

you've got lots of skills!! but ocean's 11-ing your way through life could be cool.

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ok!! thanks, tyb.

[Tybalt]

ok so!! the muscheron have gram's thimble and they said (you know, sorta) they'd trade it for the ball from one of those ancient trackball mice. so [...] i need to get one from the comp lab. i doubt anyone'll miss it or anything, but.

Tybalt/Aris

[princeofcat]

Oh, easy. I could rat-hands one right out without the mouse even missing I bet

What do they want with either of those.

I suppose it's stupid to ask.

Tybalt/Aris

[arisahn]

ooh. rat-hands. [...] ok ok ok. so! what if i put you in my bag and get you as close as i can and i can distract anyone that might be in there or might come in?? like play lookout. is that a good heist??

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idk. maybe a thimble is like a shot glass for a muscheron?

nah. it's not stupid! it's just inviting a long game of charades.

Tybalt/Aris

[princeofcat]

Sounds like a good heist to me. Maybe also like sit down at a computer and pretend to work on it for a while (with a working mouse so you're not a suspect,) and put your bag on the floor so I can run back in?

And make sure you leave the door open in case someone sees me and tries to stomp on me, because I'd rather not die underfoot. I mean, like, it's not the worst way to go, but bottom ten.

God now I wanna see a muscheron party.Bet they're wild.

Tybalt/Aris

[arisahn]

i can do that! [...] and i won't let anything happen to you!! if anyone sees you and freaks out, i'll keep them away or distract them or something. i promise.

do you think they have parties and they don't invite us??

Tybalt/Aris

[princeofcat]

I know. Thanks. I'll be real quick.

Oh, I'm sure. Sneaky little bastards. What I wouldn't give to be a mushroom, experience them for myself.

Tybalt/Aris

[arisahn]

you're the best! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ and the quickest, probably!!

maybe if we invite them to prom, they'll invite us to their parties.

Tybalt/Aris

[princeofcat]

It's no problem. It'll be kinda fun.

Oh, I'd love a mushroom prom date. How should I go about that?

Tybalt/Aris

[arisahn]

it's sorta exciting! and not in the scary way, like

h r m . honesty and a tiny bouquet??

Tybalt/Aris

[princeofcat]

Well don't like it too much, I'd hate to be the one responsible for your descent into the world of crime

And the honesty's optional, yeah?

Tybalt/Aris

[arisahn]

it's a one-time thing!! it's for a good cause.

i think [...] honesty is probably better. with that sorta stuff.

[andpoke]

oh my god

tell him

he's losing a more diverse market

he needs to move into the 21st century

no one cares

about his junk money

[arisahn]

yeah!! [...] can i tell him after i get mr. b's eye back??

[andpoke]

welllllll

I guess

save yourself

the possibility

of an up-charge

we'd do so much better

accepting Venmo

[arisahn]

yeah. especially since it's not my money.

but i'll tell him after!! diversify!!

[andpoke]

well
I will pay you
no less than 2 dollars
for your trouble

thank you very much
he needs
to hear it

[arisahn]

you don't need to do that!! you're right anyway. but you're welcome!

Juniors

[tristfully]

It looks like you have it under control but I’ve been known to be unusually quiet, if stealth ever becomes a need.

Juniors

[arisahn]

hopefully!! i think so!! but if we need a phase 2, i'm warding you first.

[Viola]

i think i'm gonna get gram's thimble back!!