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[arisahn]

hey! can anyone lend me $1.50? it's important. but i don't have any muggle money.

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and is it true that people can track you through venmo??

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[Juniors]

and is anyone good at heists??? i need advice.

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i'm asking a lot of you guys today, huh. sorry!! i'll make it up if you want!

Comments

Juniors

[arisahn]

you've got lots of skills!! but ocean's 11-ing your way through life could be cool.

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ok!! thanks, tyb.

[Tybalt]

ok so!! the muscheron have gram's thimble and they said (you know, sorta) they'd trade it for the ball from one of those ancient trackball mice. so [...] i need to get one from the comp lab. i doubt anyone'll miss it or anything, but.

Tybalt/Aris

[princeofcat]

Oh, easy. I could rat-hands one right out without the mouse even missing I bet

What do they want with either of those.

I suppose it's stupid to ask.

Tybalt/Aris

[arisahn]

ooh. rat-hands. [...] ok ok ok. so! what if i put you in my bag and get you as close as i can and i can distract anyone that might be in there or might come in?? like play lookout. is that a good heist??

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idk. maybe a thimble is like a shot glass for a muscheron?

nah. it's not stupid! it's just inviting a long game of charades.

Tybalt/Aris

[princeofcat]

Sounds like a good heist to me. Maybe also like sit down at a computer and pretend to work on it for a while (with a working mouse so you're not a suspect,) and put your bag on the floor so I can run back in?

And make sure you leave the door open in case someone sees me and tries to stomp on me, because I'd rather not die underfoot. I mean, like, it's not the worst way to go, but bottom ten.

God now I wanna see a muscheron party.Bet they're wild.

Tybalt/Aris

[arisahn]

i can do that! [...] and i won't let anything happen to you!! if anyone sees you and freaks out, i'll keep them away or distract them or something. i promise.

do you think they have parties and they don't invite us??

Tybalt/Aris

[princeofcat]

I know. Thanks. I'll be real quick.

Oh, I'm sure. Sneaky little bastards. What I wouldn't give to be a mushroom, experience them for myself.

Tybalt/Aris

[arisahn]

you're the best! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ and the quickest, probably!!

maybe if we invite them to prom, they'll invite us to their parties.

Tybalt/Aris

[princeofcat]

It's no problem. It'll be kinda fun.

Oh, I'd love a mushroom prom date. How should I go about that?

Tybalt/Aris

[arisahn]

it's sorta exciting! and not in the scary way, like

h r m . honesty and a tiny bouquet??

Tybalt/Aris

[princeofcat]

Well don't like it too much, I'd hate to be the one responsible for your descent into the world of crime

And the honesty's optional, yeah?

Tybalt/Aris

[arisahn]

it's a one-time thing!! it's for a good cause.

i think [...] honesty is probably better. with that sorta stuff.