After Alchemy

[necrodanseuse]

Well!
The good news is we’re learning a little more about the plants in Alchemy. Turns out, if you focus right on them, they’ll wilt. No weed killer yet, but you know, progress takes time.

[...] Somewhat related, if I happen to start sprouting flowers out of my head, please consider this my advance approval to freeze every single one of my brain cells out. Armani has a copy of my will and funeral preferences, and I’ll know if you don’t follow them, because I’m coming back as a ghost if I die before 25.

Comments

[teratophilia]

SOME monsters around here need to learn CONSENT. if they had just asked nicely and communicated clearly then maybe we would have freed him sooner. but i guess now we have to kill him?

i guess i'll play hard to get for a little while longer. they've been stalking me all year, you know.

[necrodanseuse]

I suppose that's the first clue of a monster, isn't it. Taking what's not theirs. I can't wait to kill him.

[...] Have they? Well of course your blood's precious, too. Not Qualls blood, I'm pretty sure, but. Good taste, creepy vines.