After Alchemy

[necrodanseuse]

Well!
The good news is we’re learning a little more about the plants in Alchemy. Turns out, if you focus right on them, they’ll wilt. No weed killer yet, but you know, progress takes time.

[...] Somewhat related, if I happen to start sprouting flowers out of my head, please consider this my advance approval to freeze every single one of my brain cells out. Armani has a copy of my will and funeral preferences, and I’ll know if you don’t follow them, because I’m coming back as a ghost if I die before 25.

Comments

[bratsquatch]

seems old mr. falco got it twisted

[crowhop]

Oh shots fired

[bratsquatch]

i meaaann, facts are facts

[crowhop]

Not that Falco knows anything about facts eyyooo

[necrodanseuse]

Intentionally or no?

[bratsquatch]

huh. i dunno. what do you think?

[tristfully]

You didn’t ask me but [...] he seemed well intentioned. Knowing the Unknowable suggested the same. It’s not like he just made it up out of thin air.

And it makes sense ... like Santa Clause or some fae.

[bratsquatch]

yeah he probably just didn't know. problem is if he STILL doesn't know and tries to get people to make the same mistake, huh?

[necrodanseuse]

I don’t know.
It was a shoddy solution, at best. That many memories could never stay hidden forever, and maybe it seemed impossible to examine them all at once. It was probably easier to make everyone forget.
But I suppose a lack of foresight isn’t malicious.
I do wonder what he remembers.

[bratsquatch]

should we take him round back and interrogate him?