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[ohwormhole]

Hello Student Council!! This is an official petition to instate Tater Thot Thursdays!!

[Kermit & Freya]

So far no luck on locating Mama Liu and it turns out it'll take some time to get a proper dog wash organized, but!! I did mention her to Kyle and he had no idea who I meant (How?? He also doesn't know The Peculiar Perils so what planet is he from??) but he said Mr. Shamburger "knows people" and I assume he means just people in general and not People with a capital P of the Sinister Variety, but maybe he does because he does really love those sunglasses so do you think we should take our investigation to the grocery store??

Also I'm still trying to find a box of GiggleGlyphs so maybe they actually have them in stock finally.

[Jupiter]

Hello, I am sharing this information with you under the strictest confidence because I know you have o p i n i o n s about my dad!!

I am currently engaged in a highly top secret project to locate a Cool Friend for my dad, but I need to determine if the current candidate is Actually Cool.

Here are the facts so far!!

Doesn't know The Peculiar Perils

Doesn't watch TV

Has better music taste than my dad

Younger than my dad (I think????)

Has a snake

Unknown feelings/allergy status towards dogs

Audrey is his only friend

Needs a haircut (really!!)

But maybe also a werewolf??