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[ohwormhole]

Hello Student Council!! This is an official petition to instate Tater Thot Thursdays!!

[Kermit & Freya]

So far no luck on locating Mama Liu and it turns out it'll take some time to get a proper dog wash organized, but!! I did mention her to Kyle and he had no idea who I meant (How?? He also doesn't know The Peculiar Perils so what planet is he from??) but he said Mr. Shamburger "knows people" and I assume he means just people in general and not People with a capital P of the Sinister Variety, but maybe he does because he does really love those sunglasses so do you think we should take our investigation to the grocery store??

Also I'm still trying to find a box of GiggleGlyphs so maybe they actually have them in stock finally.

[Jupiter]

Hello, I am sharing this information with you under the strictest confidence because I know you have o p i n i o n s about my dad!!

I am currently engaged in a highly top secret project to locate a Cool Friend for my dad, but I need to determine if the current candidate is Actually Cool.

Here are the facts so far!!

Doesn't know The Peculiar Perils

Doesn't watch TV

Has better music taste than my dad

Younger than my dad (I think????)

Has a snake

Unknown feelings/allergy status towards dogs

Audrey is his only friend

Needs a haircut (really!!)

But maybe also a werewolf??

Comments

[teratophilia]

??????

what's different to make them thots rather than tots?

[ohwormhole]

There's definitely booty shorts involved.

[teratophilia]

required or optional?

[ohwormhole]

That sounds like a debate for student council!!

[necrodanseuse]

In what capacity?
I’m not sure I want my food wearing clothes.
Or becoming sentient and hitting on me.

[ohwormhole]

I thiiiiiiiiiiiiink the suggestion is more that we wear them?? Or maybe the cafeteria staff??

Fred

[gasgiant]

oh i know all about cool ok let's do this

good music taste is a +
young automatically means coolER but that's like a varying thing i need to know this guy's coolness floor
snakes def cool your dad could stand to hang out with more snakes
pokey-doke's super duper cool so that's B I G bonus points
long hair's sick
werewolf is SUPER sick

is this new friend gonna be cool when i swoop in and marry your dad and take up all his free time though

Frupiter

[ohwormhole]

You're not marrying my dad!!

And clearly you agree that not knowing The Peculiar Perils is a huge minus in the cool book!!

Frupiter

[gasgiant]

fredelaine i can't help but love him

oh for sure babe it's tied for my fave ppww show with the dead junk hour

Frupiter

[ohwormhole]

Well you're just going to have to pine forever because he's not marrying anyone!!

Tied?!?

[goodglyph]

Any Thursday I eat french fries is a Tater Thot Thursday.

[ohwormhole]

This is a demand for tater tots!! French fries alone won't do!!

[goodglyph]

A tater thot for tater tots exclusively, huh? Well, I can certainly mention how much people love them. Might leave out the thots for tots bit, though.

[ohwormhole]

It's a marketing spin!!

[teratophilia]

who's the thot??

[notpoison]

What's a thot.

[teratophilia]

a derogatory term for a promiscuous person

[goodglyph]

I do love french fries, Armani.

WKF

[maledictorian]

is mr. whataburger in the wizard mafia ???

WKF

[ohwormhole]

I think there is a distinct possibility.

WKF

[maledictorian]

what if mama liu is in secret wizard witness protection from the wizard mafia and he was sent to kill her but then fell in love with the tiny town of elflock falls (and/or her??) and was really good at the grocery store so he just stayed ???????

Re: WKF

[freyanorris]

He DEFINITELY looks like he knows People!!

[merlinpletcher]

They're just tater tots. Who cares that much?

[fratsquatch]

Tater tHots, Merlin. The thicc ones with two cs.

[merlinpletcher]

And?