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[ohwormhole]

Hello Student Council!! This is an official petition to instate Tater Thot Thursdays!!

[Kermit & Freya]

So far no luck on locating Mama Liu and it turns out it'll take some time to get a proper dog wash organized, but!! I did mention her to Kyle and he had no idea who I meant (How?? He also doesn't know The Peculiar Perils so what planet is he from??) but he said Mr. Shamburger "knows people" and I assume he means just people in general and not People with a capital P of the Sinister Variety, but maybe he does because he does really love those sunglasses so do you think we should take our investigation to the grocery store??

Also I'm still trying to find a box of GiggleGlyphs so maybe they actually have them in stock finally.

[Jupiter]

Hello, I am sharing this information with you under the strictest confidence because I know you have o p i n i o n s about my dad!!

I am currently engaged in a highly top secret project to locate a Cool Friend for my dad, but I need to determine if the current candidate is Actually Cool.

Here are the facts so far!!

Doesn't know The Peculiar Perils

Doesn't watch TV

Has better music taste than my dad

Younger than my dad (I think????)

Has a snake

Unknown feelings/allergy status towards dogs

Audrey is his only friend

Needs a haircut (really!!)

But maybe also a werewolf??

Comments

[teratophilia]

??????

what's different to make them thots rather than tots?

[ohwormhole]

There's definitely booty shorts involved.

[teratophilia]

required or optional?

[ohwormhole]

That sounds like a debate for student council!!

Fred

[gasgiant]

oh i know all about cool ok let's do this

good music taste is a +
young automatically means coolER but that's like a varying thing i need to know this guy's coolness floor
snakes def cool your dad could stand to hang out with more snakes
pokey-doke's super duper cool so that's B I G bonus points
long hair's sick
werewolf is SUPER sick

is this new friend gonna be cool when i swoop in and marry your dad and take up all his free time though

[goodglyph]

Any Thursday I eat french fries is a Tater Thot Thursday.

[ohwormhole]

This is a demand for tater tots!! French fries alone won't do!!

[necrodanseuse]

In what capacity?
I’m not sure I want my food wearing clothes.
Or becoming sentient and hitting on me.

WKF

[maledictorian]

is mr. whataburger in the wizard mafia ???

Frupiter

[ohwormhole]

You're not marrying my dad!!

And clearly you agree that not knowing The Peculiar Perils is a huge minus in the cool book!!

WKF

[ohwormhole]

I think there is a distinct possibility.

[ohwormhole]

I thiiiiiiiiiiiiink the suggestion is more that we wear them?? Or maybe the cafeteria staff??

[necrodanseuse]

Oh. Oh definitely the staff.

[ohwormhole]

So will you sign??

WKF

[maledictorian]

what if mama liu is in secret wizard witness protection from the wizard mafia and he was sent to kill her but then fell in love with the tiny town of elflock falls (and/or her??) and was really good at the grocery store so he just stayed ???????

[teratophilia]

who's the thot??

[necrodanseuse]

Oh I’m going to have to know a lot more about the cause before I put my name on anything, darling.

How often will this event take place.
What kind of t(h)ot options are available, because some of us like a little nutritional value.
Are there butt words on the shorts and can we choose those.

WKF

[ohwormhole]

Oh that is deeply romantic and highly probable but does that mean he won't give up her whereabouts??

[ohwormhole]

Every Thursday!! We can't limit ourselves to one tater tot holiday a year!!
I suppose we could add low sodium, but they're already vegetables??
[...] What words are you thinking of??

WKF

[maledictorian]

we won't know until we TRY but we should be prepared with a PLAN BEE in case his love for her overrides his obligation to help customers!!

WKF

[ohwormhole]

What should Plan Bee be??

[notpoison]

What's a thot.

[teratophilia]

a derogatory term for a promiscuous person

[notpoison]

Alright. That makes sense in context.

Oliver does like that sort of thing.

Frupiter

[gasgiant]

fredelaine i can't help but love him

oh for sure babe it's tied for my fave ppww show with the dead junk hour