Peckenpaugh

psa
so it may be in your best interest
to give the lunch lady
a wide berth @ lunch
as she’s sorta likely to lose hers

related-
is cryptid flu also human flu

attention homecoming committee or other interested parties: we've got some extra confetti at zippy dip.

[Warded to Potions Group B: Uriah, Wyatt, Presley]

hey, what are the ethics of testing our sleeping potion on the other wildgulch juniors first? because this shit look hard.

We gotta protect Ms. Min from Mayo.

Okay so the bad news is that I have lost my PERFECT RECORD of never having spilled or dropped anything on a customer and coincidentally I'm also banned (possibly FOR LIFE) from Mr. Swint's half of the apothecary. Which is inconvenient and also in my opinion an unnecessary overreaction and for the record I don't trust anyone who doesn't like confetti.

But the good news is that Mr. Pompel left me a VERY generous tip and I will hopefully go down in ELFLOCK HISTORY so, you know. Worth it.