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[goodglyph]

How about that civic engagement today, huh? Great to see so much motivation. In case you missed it amidst the [...] tot excitement, student council needs YOUR help in getting the Homecoming Dance together. So, don't forget to sign up!

Also I've been informed we aren't allowed to throw jawbreakers from floats this year, guys. Unfortunately. Candy has to be smaller than that. And I've also been told to remind everyone that it should be "tossed to" the crowd and not "pitched at." No clue what that means.

[Wildgulch Juniors]

If no one's done so already today, allow me to compliment you all on how nice your butts look in shorts. Now, what floats are you signing up for?

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Wildgulch Juniors

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I don't want to play favorites, though. What if Presley feels bad?

Wildgulch Juniors

[negligently]

now you know none of us can compare to that grade A meat, including him would just make it unfair for me and MG

Wildgulch Juniors

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He does make the playing field a bit uneven, doesn't he? Such a curse.