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[merlinpletcher]

I heard Trullinger has some guest lecturer coming tomorrow. Who do you guys think it'll be?

[...]

I hope it's not a waste of time.

[Val]

[...] I need an honest opinion. Think you can drop the saccharine act for me for a few minutes?

[Known Cicada Wielders]

Well. I went to dig up the cicada and it was just like Armani's. There was a layer of moss growing (took some pics), the shell was softer than before, and when I held it I got that [...] déjà vu feeling. It was definitely different from before but still fleeting. It's hard to get a handle on it.

So. That's one factor down, at least.

What's next?

[Added Later: Tony & Elijah]

Hey. You guys want to help me with something and practice those Sylvan skills?

Comments

[andpoke]

healer coyote hiss

master of the sting zone?

maybe?

[merlinpletcher]

[...] Are you just saying words or is this an actual answer?

[andpoke]

he's a famous
he has a wiztube channel.

[merlinpletcher]

Never heard of him.

[andpoke]

oooooh my friend
we have some viewing to do

[merlinpletcher]

Pass. He sounds like a hack.

[andpoke]

noooo he's actually really respectful of the animals
and fascinated by them
he'd never hurt them

[merlinpletcher]

Then why's he get stung so much?

[andpoke]

to become the first wizard to experience the full power of animal stings

and come up w/a comprehensive pain index

brave work

[merlinpletcher]

That's not brave, it's stupid. And he's probably a fraud anyw

[...]

Going to have to stick with my original assessment. That's not how people that know what they're doing approach animals, magical or otherwise.

But have fun if it's him, I guess.

[gasgiant]

oh i'd let him stick my hand in an anthill

[andpoke]

i
would get stuck with any one of his scorpions' stingers
for sure.

[gasgiant]

i heard his blood is literally just poison now

[andpoke]

an immortal
invincible

[gasgiant]

do you think he takes groupies

[andpoke]

i mean
does he have a choice

[gasgiant]

the only thing i love more than imposing myself on other people is doing it with a friend

[andpoke]

a coincidence?
very same

so if he steps foot on this ground
we don't let him go
until we've pet a bug and he's signed 3 of our personal belongings.

[gasgiant]

oh we're definitely good enough at herding to pull that off
if i hear he's coming to campus i'll get us a net too just in case

[merlinpletcher]

So he's just a healer that bothers animals?

[gasgiant]

if that's your preferred definition sure

[merlinpletcher]

If that's all you're going to say, I think I've found the right definition.