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[fratsquatch]

We gotta protect Ms. Min from Mayo.

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[gasgiant]

send him my way i'll take one for the team

[filigreed]

You're gonna have to fight Tybalt.

[princeofcat]

I'll win.

[arisahn]

oh def!

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no offense, jupe.

[gasgiant]

oh change of plans let's rassle for him

[teratophilia]

y'all..... his name is mayo...

[filigreed]

Unfortunate, yes.

[teratophilia]

i know this is coming from a kid named after a luxury fashion brand and america's favorite goth family, but... mayonnaise has to be the least appealing condiment. and he's, like, thirty.

[filigreed]

'Not bad on a turkey sandwich' probably isn't the best byline to have. As a person.

[gasgiant]

i didn't say i was gonna m a r r y him

[teratophilia]

JUPITER.

[gasgiant]

he'll be wanting to take my name once i'm done with him

[teratophilia]

do you want to smooch mayo????

[gasgiant]

i got a few of those for him yeah

[filigreed]

Aw, see it was gonna be real cute and shit. And now we've resorted to violence again.

[gasgiant]

rasslin' can be cute

[filigreed]

You gonna wear the shorts from last week?

[gasgiant]

i was thinking sameish style but kentucky fireball colors to REALLY impress

[princeofcat]

Like in front of him?

[gasgiant]

he can be the referee

[princeofcat]

Well. Scandalizing the Zippy Dip was unavoidable, after all.

[arisahn]

question: what're my options if i want someone to rassle but i don't want mayo?

[gasgiant]

oh aris honey all you need to have is the WILL TO FITE in your heart

[arisahn]

i have the will!

[gasgiant]

i got room enough on both arms for two lads