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[fratsquatch]

We gotta protect Ms. Min from Mayo.

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[teratophilia]

y'all..... his name is mayo...

[filigreed]

Unfortunate, yes.

[teratophilia]

i know this is coming from a kid named after a luxury fashion brand and america's favorite goth family, but... mayonnaise has to be the least appealing condiment. and he's, like, thirty.

[filigreed]

'Not bad on a turkey sandwich' probably isn't the best byline to have. As a person.

[gasgiant]

i didn't say i was gonna m a r r y him

[teratophilia]

JUPITER.

[gasgiant]

he'll be wanting to take my name once i'm done with him

[maledictorian]

is he the one with ~ k i n d e y e s ~

[gasgiant]

omg kermie the KINDEST
did you talk to him?????

[maledictorian]

no i was INTIMIDATED by his celebritarical a u r a

it's going to be real tough when you break his heart and i have to side against him and those eyes

[gasgiant]

i know he's got an event horizon doesn't he??

kermiest my dear heart you KNOW this can't be permanent between us ray mayo seems like the kinda guy who wants to do a couples halloween costume and i just CAN'T let ANYONE get between YOU and ME and HELLOWEEN

[teratophilia]

JUPITER

[gasgiant]

i'm a lady who knows what she wants armani my sweet darling

[teratophilia]

i don't want to shame you but also i'm getting flustered thinking about it so i'm going to go now

[gasgiant]

be free my child i would never impose on you

[teratophilia]

thanks, mom, have fun

[teratophilia]

do you want to smooch mayo????

[gasgiant]

i got a few of those for him yeah