filigreed: (⬖ how's that working out for you)

[personal profile] filigreed 2019-10-08 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn. Actual nightmare.
crowhop: ((=) being pleasant)

[personal profile] crowhop 2019-10-08 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Is West Virginia a community property state? Maybe we could arrange a whirlwind marriage and divorce.
filigreed: (⬘ bit giggly)

[personal profile] filigreed 2019-10-08 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Virginia is. We just gotta get them to cross state lines for a bit.
crowhop: (Default)

[personal profile] crowhop 2019-10-08 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I can arrange that. Just get me a couple blindfolds and some strawberries.
filigreed: (⬘ oh really?)

[personal profile] filigreed 2019-10-08 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Romantic.

Also, doable.
crowhop: ((/) sounds about right)

[personal profile] crowhop 2019-10-09 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone who wants to help kidnap a celebrity athlete and transport him across state lines meet me at The Dip.
filigreed: (⬘ yeah alright whatever)

[personal profile] filigreed 2019-10-09 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
One way to go down in history.
crowhop: ((+) hair up)

[personal profile] crowhop 2019-10-09 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
I don't half-ass shenanigans.
filigreed: (⬘ mm-hmm)

[personal profile] filigreed 2019-10-09 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
I do appreciate a professional.