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[fratsquatch]

We gotta protect Ms. Min from Mayo.

Comments

[teratophilia]

do you have a crush on ms. min?

[Tony]

do you have a crush on ms. min?

[merlinpletcher]

[...]

[Armani]

What's that about?

Mermani

[teratophilia]

i asked him a question but then i realized it might be embarrassing so i crossed it out and asked it in private

Mermani

[merlinpletcher]

[...] What sorta question about Min would be embarrassing?

Mermani

[teratophilia]

i thought maybe he was mad at mayo because he was jealous so i asked if he had a crush on ms min but he said no. but if he had said yes, i didn't want to expose him.

Mermani

[merlinpletcher]

[...] No way. She's like thirty.

Tony's just being overprotective.

Mermani

[teratophilia]

that's what he said.

it's kind of sweet of him to worry over her like that.

Mermani

[merlinpletcher]

Not a surprise or anything. Tony's [...] a good guy, you know?

Mermani

[teratophilia]

oh, i know! he's always been so nice. so when tony says mayo was an unsavory type, i believe him. but i just had to double check.

Mermani

[merlinpletcher]

Maybe. But even if he is, there's no reason to assume Min can't handle him. Tony's probably worrying over nothing.

Mermani

[teratophilia]

yeah, min's like thirty too. she's fine. i just think tony's concern is kind of cute. and it's funny watching everyone get riled up over someone named mayo.

Mermani

[merlinpletcher]

[...] I guess you could call it that.

Yeah. And even if his name didn't sound like a bad punchline, who cares about some random Quodpot player? I don't get it.

Mermani

[teratophilia]

athletes are usually pretty good looking though

Mermani

[merlinpletcher]

[...] Hit and miss.

Mermani

[teratophilia]

yeah the ones who get hit a lot don't look that great after a few seasons

Mermani

[merlinpletcher]

Only if the healers aren't doing their jobs. Or don't like you.

Mermani

[teratophilia]

so always bring a nice gift basket for the healers before the start of each game, huh?

Mermani

[merlinpletcher]

Or don't take your hits to the face, I guess.

Re: Mermani

[teratophilia]

if you're a jerk, just be a nimble jerk?

Mermani

[merlinpletcher]

That's always been my approach.

Mermani

[teratophilia]

and just look at that perfect[...]ly unmarred face!!!

i don't think you're as big of a jerk as you seem to think you are, though.

Tony/Armani

[fratsquatch]

Aw, nah. She’s like [...] 30.

Tony/Armani

[teratophilia]

ahh okay! so you really are getting bad vibes from this guy, huh?? that's no good.

Tony/Armani

[fratsquatch]

I don't think he's rotten or anything. I just think she could do better than some high school hero quodpot player.

Tony/Armani

[teratophilia]

[.......]

but what if they went to school together and were on the same quodpot team and they were mutually pining after each other for years but never saw it through because they didn't want to mess up team dynamics and the close friendship they already had but they fell out of contact after graduation and mayo didn't think he'd ever get a chance to see her again but now that he's heard she's teaching at peckenpaugh he's hopeful that this may be their chance to reconnect and maybe they can try again????