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[fratsquatch]

We gotta protect Ms. Min from Mayo.

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[princeofcat]

If I'm doing my job right, I shouldn't need too many steps. I can divorce Mayonnaise when he's old.

[filigreed]

You divorce him right before his career tanks. And not a second later.

[princeofcat]

Oh, of course. The very first rumbles of a scandal, out.

[filigreed]

Excellent. You've got this relationship perfectly sorted.

[princeofcat]

I'm going to bring a lawyer to our first date, never you fear.