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[freyanorris]

Someone's been BURNING EVIDENCE down by the river!!!

INEFFECTUALLY burning evidence I might add, because there were some scraps left among the ashes, so WHOEVER YOU ARE you can just go ahead and add littering to your list of crimes... whatever they may be!!

Comments

[maledictorian]

someone's been doing C R I M E S ???

[freyanorris]

NEFARIOUS ones no doubt!!

[maledictorian]

what KIND of evidence was there

or am i on the list of SUSPECTS ???

[freyanorris]

Receipts! Pages from a ledger! A promissory note!

Not YET but I may need to ask you about your alibi LATER.

[maledictorian]

FINANCIAL CRIME$$$

i've A L W A Y S wanted to be a white collar crimelord

[freyanorris]

Financial crimes to do with pudding, I think! I'm still piecing the scraps together BUT there was a melted plastic pudding cup in with the debris so that SUPPORTS my THEORY!!

Those are the most satisfying to take down.

[maledictorian]

P U D D I N G you say

i thought maybe lunch lady bigfoot sneezed in the tapioca on tuesday ARE YOU SAYING this might go

deeper

[freyanorris]

Possibly as deep as CORRUPTION and EMBEZZLEMENT. There is definitely more to this recent paucity of pudding than meets the eye!

[ohwormhole]

So it wasn't just a good samaritan saving us from the terrors of tapioca???

[freyanorris]

All signs currently point to no!

[girlbeast]

what's wrong with tapioca?

[ohwormhole]

Pudding and bubbles just don't mix!!

[girlbeast]

but they're supposed to be there.

[maledictorian]

i like to c h o m p the bubbles in half

[girlbeast]

me too

[bratsquatch]

you talk to wyatt?

[freyanorris]

I guess I could QUESTION HIM but this doesn't look like an accident!