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[quodpotted]

hey it turns out that when Huang tells you to cover your crystal ball when you're not using it it's not just out of like respect for a magical tool. it's apparently cause it can light fires like a magnifying glass if the sun hits it just right.

I would just like to say from the bottom of my heart, my bad guys. RIP our couch.

[Added Later: To Eddy]

hey why does everyone care so much about the cicada shells?

Comments

[wildchild]

You MURDERED a couch?

[quodpotted]

it's not murder if I wasn't trying to do it

[wildchild]

You MANSLAUGHTERED a couch?

[quodpotted]

maybe

[infamously]

Not even a couch. Our couch. Why am I forced to room with these people?

[teratophilia]

a lot of fires lately...

might be a neat party trick for the camping trip though??

[quodpotted]

you think it means something or we just need to be more careful?

oh shit yeah I didn't even think of that!

[teratophilia]

both?? but mostly the latter. still, two fires back to back is bad luck.

are you going on the camping trip this weekend~?

[andpoke]

ooooh
should’ve been more emphatic on day one
cover your balls is in fact
important safety advice

[scarletthatfield]

now where's the fun in that

[quodpotted]

no one should take risks with magic balls

[andpoke]

practicing safe sees is best practice
and still fun

[quodpotted]

I will never forget to cover my balls again

[andpoke]

but you know
seriously
i wonder if it's altered the crystal
in some way
to produce fire.
let me know if you see things differently
i'm curious

[infamously]

When are you going to replace it?

[negligently]

let's keep it

[quodpotted]

I kinda like the burned smell

[quodpotted]

replace it??

[infamously]

It's unsightly.

[negligently]

woke me up from a dead sleep dude

[crowhop]

Were you on the couch?

[negligently]

yeah and then suddenly the back's on fuckin fire so i got the hell out of there

made sure to grab my guitar first in case the whole place went up

Wyatt/Eddy

[quidditched]

They're fucking weird as shit.

Wyatt/Eddy

[quodpotted]

yeah but

so?

Wyatt/Eddy

[quidditched]

Not even a little curious ?

Showed one to Trullinger and it started freaking out screaming when he touched it and he didn't hear it and said it was just a rock.

But it's like. Obviously a cicada shell ?