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[quodpotted]

hey it turns out that when Huang tells you to cover your crystal ball when you're not using it it's not just out of like respect for a magical tool. it's apparently cause it can light fires like a magnifying glass if the sun hits it just right.

I would just like to say from the bottom of my heart, my bad guys. RIP our couch.

[Added Later: To Eddy]

hey why does everyone care so much about the cicada shells?

Comments

[wildchild]

You MANSLAUGHTERED a couch?

[quodpotted]

maybe

[quidditched]

What'd it ever do to you ?

[quodpotted]

just setting an example

[wildchild]

I hereby order you to, like, listen to teachers more I guess?

Glad no one was consumed in the flames.

[quodpotted]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no

just lightly singed is all

[wildchild]

K, I tried, if you die or ruin things it's not my fault.

My poor babies.

[infamously]

Not even a couch. Our couch. Why am I forced to room with these people?

[negligently]

the magic cave thinks you're just like us

[quodpotted]

he must be right?

[infamously]

You're assuming that the cave actually chose Wildgulch.

[quodpotted]

if it didn't then you did

[infamously]

[.....] I bet no one is ever lit on fire in the other houses.

[wildchild]

Maybe the universe is testing you.

Or maybe the universe knows that you guys actually love each other.

[quodpotted]

definitely that last one

[wildchild]

Cuuuuuute.

[infamously]

Definitely not that last one.

[wildchild]

Not cuuuuuuute.

Actually I lied, still cute.

[quodpotted]

I know, he's so cute when he's fussy

[quodpotted]

that's what someone who secretly loves us WOULD say

[infamously]

What you call "love" is what I call "an involuntary survival adaptation to being forced to room with idiots."

[quodpotted]

our couch is a couch

just lucky I guess

[infamously]

Well, I only care about our couch! Should we now be wary of even more of our dorm to go up in flames because you can't pay attention in class?

[quodpotted]

I mean if something catches fire every time I don't pay attention you should probably be worried

but also you'd definitely already be dead so it's probably fine

[infamously]

[...] I'll look into installing a smoke detector.