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[quodpotted]

hey it turns out that when Huang tells you to cover your crystal ball when you're not using it it's not just out of like respect for a magical tool. it's apparently cause it can light fires like a magnifying glass if the sun hits it just right.

I would just like to say from the bottom of my heart, my bad guys. RIP our couch.

[Added Later: To Eddy]

hey why does everyone care so much about the cicada shells?

Comments

[wildchild]

You MURDERED a couch?

[teratophilia]

a lot of fires lately...

might be a neat party trick for the camping trip though??

[andpoke]

ooooh
should’ve been more emphatic on day one
cover your balls is in fact
important safety advice

[infamously]

When are you going to replace it?

[negligently]

woke me up from a dead sleep dude

Wyatt/Eddy

[quidditched]

They're fucking weird as shit.