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[quodpotted]

hey it turns out that when Huang tells you to cover your crystal ball when you're not using it it's not just out of like respect for a magical tool. it's apparently cause it can light fires like a magnifying glass if the sun hits it just right.

I would just like to say from the bottom of my heart, my bad guys. RIP our couch.

[Added Later: To Eddy]

hey why does everyone care so much about the cicada shells?

Comments

[negligently]

yeah and then suddenly the back's on fuckin fire so i got the hell out of there

made sure to grab my guitar first in case the whole place went up

[crowhop]

Are we sure it wasn't a targeted attack?

[negligently]

then you're one of my number 1 suspects

maybe you and pres moved his ball to make sure it took me out

[quodpotted]

oh shit maybe

[crowhop]

Presley and I would never work together. Neither of us likes loose ends.

[quodpotted]

so who's going to murder who in the end?

[crowhop]

Now you don't want me to spoil it do you, darlin?

[quodpotted]

heck no, I love a good surprise

[infamously]

Are you on her side or mine?

[quodpotted]

yes

[infamously]

If I tried to kill you, Hatfield, it wouldn't fail.

[crowhop]

Do you already have our murders planned out Presley

[infamously]

Now that would be giving the game away.

[quodpotted]

make mine cool

[negligently]

does this mean you like me

[infamously]

No, it means Aurors can't have a criminal record.

[negligently]

so you don't think you could get away with it. what kinda auror are you?